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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Liked the Uncle Joe Joke, figured I'd share one I like too... So Dave finally meets his new girlfriend Jennifer's parents over dinner at their house. He isn't feeling too well but decides its not a good idea to skip out so he goes. Dave's stomach starts to churn and he knows it wont be good! He can't hold it in anymore so he lets out a silent one. Jennifer's dad yells out, "Patches!" Dave thinks great he blamed the dog who was under the table. Well he decides to let out a little more. Again the father yells, "Patches!!' Feeling confident he lets out another big silent one. This time the father yells, "Patches get out from under the table before the guy Shi!$ on you!"

Why would that be of any surprise to anybody? Archery competition is all about mastering the disciplines and rigid repetition of form that cross bows by design have totally eliminated.

I think the only enforcement you'll see is the random arrests of people who are found in possession of the restricted firearms and or magazines, or the ones arrested during any type of sting operation.........most towns, counties, villages, don't even have the means or funds to set up any type of registry for the assault rifles and I don't believe the State is planning on setting them up to do so.

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' ''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny. ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad. ''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...'' The mother interupts him. ''Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'' When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says ''I'm leaving you.'' The father, bewildered, slowly asks ''Why!?! What did I do??'' The mother turns to Jonny and says '' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'' ''I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.''

Gene Wensel has some good books.

Now there is a statement that I would have to have proven to me. I know you have repeated it several times, but it really does defy logic. I have to believe that once you drop down that bipod and get that scope zeroed in, there is no vertical bow that could even come close to that kind of accuracy (assuming that your crossbow didn't come from some toy store .... lol).

Aaah, but you do hold the power of Google within your fingertips!

Yes, and I suppose that same line of logic could be used for inclusion of just about any weapon. How about a class for rifles ...... lol. I just find it hard to believe that anyone would try to seriously compare the disciplines and form repetition of archery with that of shooting a crossbow, but I suppose anyone can say anything if they think somebody will buy it. I shot NFAA for years, and don't ever recall anyone even suggesting that crossbows be included. Frankly, I think they had the right idea and knew exactly where the line should logically be drawn.

Ever wonder how this stupid situation is affecting youth shooting programs such as 4H camps, scouts, FFA activities, gun club youth shooting activities and other youth organizations that feature shooting programs. These hoarders and scalpers think it is only fellow gun owners that they are screwing, but it goes much farther than that.

The minority trumps the majority again. Politics as usual again in this state. What a freakin joke. They don't hear the majority, they don't hear the facts and that's just the way it is. A lot of disabled people won't be able to go out for early archery again. I bet that will make certain number of minority hunters very happy and satisfied. Don't you just love this state and the people who run it? What a joke it is.

umm... eww

I was softening my first hide today (1st hide EVER) when my 9 year old daughter jumped right in the mix. She is a natural and I was glad for her help.

Ok boys, enough is enough. I just got a PM from Growalot saying that in her motherly opinion this stuff needs to stop. It's time to hold hands and make peace and maybe smoke a peace pipe with some of the stuff that she grows next to her food plots for deer. She asked me to post this video of her singing "Kumbaya", so we can all join in while we all hold hands. OK fellas??

My club has tournaments every weekend. It has two classes, traditional or compound. Crossbows are not allowed.

I just shared this on FB and wish you all the best! glad to see people promoting the great outdoors. Gets kids off the xbox and in the woods.

the 'E' is silent in 'douche' also.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do... SO, here in the foothills of the Appallachians, despite knowing proper pronunciation, a sabot will remain a " SABBIT".. Also, a creek will remain a " CRIK " and those good riflescopes will remain a " LEE-a- pold".... That way my buddies, friends and neighbors will know what I am talking about.<<grin>>....

Honest question - have you every been to an archery competition? Because if you have, you would know the answer.

Just checked the cam after a month soak n got some great traffic including a beautiful scene.. a momma and her youngin takin a stroll....

I love little fawn pics! Thanks for sharing.