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Whoopie for Whoopi ! With that outfit she was wearing , she could have been hiding a Rocket Launcher ............

What's a killer is placing a camera 60 miles awaythen going back a month later only to find that the camera wasn't turned on ! ... ...

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I hope these dimwits aren't breeding !

Try making a mistake and the average taxpayer gets hit with a penalty and interest charge . And thes a-holes don't have time to take care of Fraud ? That's BS bigtime !

1st Tactical Shoot at the Ontario Rod & Gun Club

Heard you the 1st time !

If you have ever used an electric fence, or know someone who has one you should read this. The language used is a bit salty, but 'he tells it like it is' without cursing. If you don't laugh hysterically at this, CHECK YOUR PULSE... this is funny... and true. This was sent by a retired dentist. We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 ft. into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover. Time stood still. The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled down wards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together. It was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand. At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences. But Dad always had those piece of shit chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled. This one I could not let go of. The 8 ft. long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. 'Damn!,' I think, as I remember I just filled the tank! Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest, I think 'Oh God please die... Pleeeeaze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot. So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day. He left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created. I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire. I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things: 1 - Three of the fillings in my teeth have melted. 2 - I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right). 3 - Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think. 4 - My left eye will not open. 5 - My right eye will not close. 6 - The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that. 7 - My nads are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long. 8 - I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this???). That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

Who else speaks out for Gun Rights ???

Very well put Doc . I don't particularly care for the Nuge but he is one of the few that speaks out for the 2nd Amendment . And until someone else has the nads to speak out for Gun Rights , I will support him . I often wonder how many of the folks that put him down cheer for their favorite NFL player that has kids by 5 different women , does drugs , steroids and has a criminal record . Hmmmmmmmmmmm !

It kills me to think of how many of these got thrown away when we played war games , etc ..

I have many Morning Doves that come to the bird feeder and they have to be the stupidest birds in the world . When blackbirds show up , I rap on the window and the blackbirds take off . The doves just wander around wondering what just happened . Hunt them down and maybe they will become extinct like the Dodo birds . I couldn't care less if there was a dove season but I wouldn't support it .

As for decoys , you should be able to use turkey decoys during deer season . Many years ago , I called the DEC in Avon to see if it was legal to use a deer decoy during deer season . He daid , of course it is . I told him that I couldn't find anything in the Regs book that said it's legal . He got pissy and said in a loud tone , " If it doesn't say it's illegal in the Regulations , then it's legal ". I thanked him and hung up .

Be careful what button you click onto . You might get Tele-ported to another planet !

I believe Ted is an advocate of crossbow usage . Does that change anything ?

Magic ............

Hey , if it stirs up some interest and conversation , have at it .

Let's put it this way , if you don't have any , you are doing well !

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I think most of the Feral Hogs are in Hollywood ..........

Try this ............

There are still a few bugs ......

I am still seeing bugs .............

Ted gets over the top and may not be politically correct but he sure as heck stands up for the 2nd Amendment ! He says what he feels and makes a lot of people cringe . I don't particularly care for him as a person but he makes the stand for Gun Rights clear enough !

My youngest son has the Timberland Archery "No Peep" on his bow and shoots off the string with no Peep Sight at all . I did install a Kisser Button on his string though .