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Dear Lindy,

We're afraid there has been a terrible mix up in the orders followed out by our administration in your termination yesterday.

We would like to offer you you'r job back as head coach of the Buffalo Sabres effective immediately. On second thought..., we would like to offer you an advanced oppertunity as General Manager upon our immediate firing of Darcy Regeir from his current position.

That new direction we spoke of upon your release aint working out so good. We'd like to see you around the organization another 16yrs and are willing to offer you a lucrative contract as well as any other requests you may have that you feel necessary to get the job done!

Here's a list of what we'd like to offer you:

- the return of "The Dominator"

-the return of the "Angry Goat" jeseys

-free beer and popcorn at all home games

-a 2 week Carnival cruize vacation for you and your family!

-a reversal of the "No Goal" decision and one free do-over!

- full pay for Thursdays game @ Toronto.

- Birthdays OFF! (even if it's just someone you know)

-pizza parties after every victory

Sorry for the inconvenience.., hit us up if interested,

Thanks in advance, we're sorry, truely yours, sincerely, BFF, we F'ed up, TTYL,

Your friends,

Terry Pegula and The Buffalo Sabres Fans

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I really think is a player/ head office problem,just a mechanic that needs round bolts cant fix the car if you give him square ones... plus its a shortend season, no conditioning / practice except a week before, sure some players worked out but i guarentee they didn't work as hard as they woud with trainers hounding them... watch this bite us in the ass.....

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Did you really think a new temporary coach would fix anything in 1 day? Yes, I know you probably just copied and pasted that, but whoever wrote it is being completely unrealistic.

Actually, I did write it as part of my grieving process,lol!

This fall I'm sending a similar letter to Marv Levy from the Bills to see if he bites!

At this point I'm just glad it's a shortened season. How depressing it is to watch these guys every other night!

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As an Islander fan, it's hard to feel sorry for you guys. But, I can certainly empathize with the frustration. If it'll make you feel any better, you can claim Rickety Dipietro and his eight years and $35 million off waivers for nothing.....please.

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