So I wrote my name in pee, in the snow ...

[moose]

She's just mad cause she couldn't hold the pen.

[Paula]

Just curious and never asked .... can a woman aim those things ?[/quote

Are you married?

[Culvercreek hunt club]

Ok,maybe this is a city thing but I'd rather not have my backyard smell like piss. Especially since it where we eat the majority of meals from April-September. Everywhere else outdoors all evacuations are cool with me just not where I eat and my kids play[/quota

So said the guy with the pet dog. Lol. Just kidding

Edited December 10, 2013 by Culvercreek hunt club

[growalot]

This is soooo...well I just can't describe it...lol...

 

though I want all you married men and guys with girls friends to picture this...

A warm summer evening and the little woman says ...go watch...Nascar...I'll grill tonight...well there's a break in the action so you go out to see how things are going...hhmm no little woman in sight...

 

So you round the corner of garage door and there she is...squatting over the garage floor drain pipe gripping her panties..so they don't get wet...or next to the trucks wheel over a steaming puddle....lets try around the corner of the house next to the down spout...pic your poison...hey the worlds her toilet....

 

How many times a week do you think that picture will creep back into your mind as time goes by?...lol

 

PS...the kitchen sink..really?...I may never eat at another persons house again....

Edited December 10, 2013 by growalot

[New York Hillbilly]

Uh...so what'cha tryin to say Grow? I gotta tell my wife to stop now? Hahaha

[greybeard]

Water Rat.. Thanks gave me a good laugh..

 

My friend was a cop in Manhattan and told me of a woman street vendor who'd stand over a sewer drain and pee.. Hot dogs anyone ??

[nyantler]

As long as it was your handwriting she shouldn't have a problem.

 

LMAO... I thought the OP was funny, but this is way funnier!!

[bubba]

The impressive part would be if your wife could write her name

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[Jennifer]

Women are just jealous! 

 

Darn right we are!

Let me tell you about how rough it is to get the urge to pee when you are a lady in a tree...

Hmm, on second thought, let's not go there.

[Uncle Nicky]

Back in my younger days, I used to have a T-shirt with Santa in the snow, 6 beer cans at his feet, and he was peeing the words "Merry Christmas". Funny thing was, when I wore it in public, most of the men who read it would snicker, most of the women would give me a cross look. No sense of humor I suppose.....

[Pygmy]

This topic reminds me of the time I ACCIDENTLY peeked down over the hill and saw the (rather large) neighbor woman peeing under a tree..

Looked like a grizzly bear with it's head cut off...

[thphm]

Old joke two teenagers make a bet who can pee the highest on a wall one male and one female.50 years later they meet at a party,the guy said to the lady you remember that pee contest we had when we were young, she said yes you want to do it again ,he said ok. they go outside and she bends over and pees on the wall he un zips and holds his thing and pees,she said you loose this time because you are not alowed to hold and aim it.You did not do that when we were teens. 

[josephmrtn]

Lmao yup i do it I've been known to stand on the step of the tractor and take a wizz while driving... Never even stopped

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