Farts, A Serious Topic!

[BizCT]

Who farts these days? I haven't farted since a kid

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[growalot]

Ya right...and I've never asked "do I look fat in these jeans?" lol....If you have ever closed your eyes and gone to sleep...you've farted and that's a fact

[turkeyfeathers]

Eating Mighty Taco as I read this

[moog5050]

Ya right...and I've never asked "do I look fat in these jeans?" lol....If you have ever closed your eyes and gone to sleep...you've farted and that's a fact

 

I have closed my eyes, but have never gone to sleep.  Does this still apply to me?

[eagle rider]

Just be careful there isn't a bubble in that blast or you'll have as much mud in your boxers as you will on your boots!  

[landtracdeerhunter]

I just knew where this thread was going to end up. It maybe should be flushed.

[Five Seasons]

I blast away. Not if I've got a buck in range I guess but nothing is worth the stomach pain.

[DirtTime]

LOL!

 

The worst part is when you recognize the smell and think "I haven't eaten beef stew since last winter!".   

[Lawdwaz]

Eating Mighty Taco as I read this

 

You try those pulled pork burritos yet?

 

Damn...............

[DirtTime]

My first encounter with my g/f's dad was hilarious. The g/f lived in an apartment downstairs from her parents at the time. The whole house was smoke free, you want a ciggy you went outside. The g/f heads to the shower, I go outside for a smoke. A few seconds later her dad comes out for a smoke. He didn't notice me so I thought I would be polite and introduce myself. As I start up the steps to the driveway, I watch him walk to the corner of the garage, lift his leg and let one go that would have created a crack in the ground if he was sitting! The he shakes his leg, wiggles and walks a few steps away. I was sort of shocked, then I busted out laughing. He shot around and his face turned as red as a brick. That was my first introduction to my future father-in-law. 

[Fantail]

You know first responders, medics etc., are farts. Fast action responce team. Have you thanked a fart today?

[WNYBuckHunter]

Never trust a fart

[fasteddie]

Wet farts are the worst !

[DirtTime]

We are actually still on this topic? Damn, you people must eat a lot of beans. I thought this would have blown over by now.