News Flash

[fasteddie]

Puxatawney Phil,  the king of the groundhogs was found dead  from an apparent self inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early Spring

 

 

[Lawdwaz]

It was his only option at this point.  The prick...................

[covert]

Is that a Pop-tart he's holding?  Those things can be deadly when chewed into the right shape you know.

[Stonner]

Are you sure it was self inflicted and not a homicide. He has gained a lot of enemys this year. May we will need Ducky to do a autopsy on Phil. All I am getting here is I didn't get to eat him. Can not believe some would say a thing like that. After all he was my neighbor.

[gfdeputy2]

don't think he is dead just loves his gun rights so much he sleeps with his Fav. revolver

I know how he feels I sleep with my 1911 all the time LOL

[G-Man]

if only the real weather people would do this....lol

[landtracdeerhunter]

Just chuck'em over the hill.

 

Got a few to send that way, but I want  20% off the top.

[Pygmy]

That's a Smith and Wesson...

 

Phil had good taste in firearms....

[Elmo]

Obituary: Puxatawney Phil is survived by 36 children and 967 grandchildren.

[Pygmy]

Brings back memories of one of my old girlfriends...

 

Good Ol' Twila Terdknocker....

 

What a set of choppers that girl had !!!

 

She won the local Punxatawney Phil Look Alike contest in '68, 69, and '71...

 

That girl could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence..

 

She could sit in the kitchen and kiss me in the living room..

 

She and I had planned to be married, but one day she strayed a little too far from her front door to eat a dandelion, and Ol' Milo Fernbender's German Sheperd got her...

 

I sure do MISS her..<<sigh>>.....

 

 

[WNYBuckHunter]

pygmy, you never disappoint me...

[josephmrtn]

LOL trust pygmy to get em for us