PWGUNNY Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 If the dumper ate apples and corn, you could get fined for baiting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nybuckboy Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) Oh this is some funny Sh*t LMAO I remember an old timer at the camp I used to go to would never leave the camp in the morning until he took his morning crap. He had an expression. He said "I never leave camp in the morning until the boss says so" Edited November 19, 2013 by nybuckboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyice Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Crapping in the woods is part of my pre-game routine! I never have to worry about, "when's the urge going to hit when I am 20' up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 After about 50 years of deer hunting, I can't believe that some of you folks WORRY about such s**t as taking dump in the woods.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Gosh this reminds me, one yr im walking to my morning stand that's quite a distance away. Im a quarter of the way there when I get an excruciating poop pain (ever get those where you almost hit ur knee's). It lasts a few seconds...ok its gone, 3/4 the way i get it again then goes away...ill tough it out. Sit in the stand a few minutes, deer start moving towards me there getting really close, this time the pains to much.. Deer under me I fly down the tree and unleash. There wasn't enough leaves for this one, so I made my way back home. Walk of shame? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burmjohn Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 TMI Sent from my LG-VS980 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWGUNNY Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I cut my sleeves off my thermal once 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PREDATE Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 My buddy brings a plastic shopping bag with him, He uses a hang on stand and takes off the seat cushion puts it in his back pack then takes the bag ties it so it hangs under his seat frame sits down and goes into the bag, when he is done he just ties the bag and throws it away when he gets home, LMFAO I can see it now. He gets pulled over on the way home and the officer notices a tied up bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PREDATE Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I cut my sleeves off my thermal once I usually start with the boxers. One leg now, one later. I've literally went home with nothing but the elastic band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoythunter Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 the joys of hunting in a ground blind... I have a pop up blind and carry 2 tri-pod stools, (not meant to be funny), I use one to sit in while on watch and the other has most of the seat cut out for toileting use. after I am done I as quietly as moving a tent can be stand up and move the whole set up 2 or 3 feet away from the danger zone. after 26 days bow hunting and 2 days of gun hunting I am about 100 yards from where I set the blind september 29th but there is a clear white paper trail that leads me to the blind every morning. No real need for the flashlight on the way in or out. I can use either my nose to smell my way in or see the paper trail pretty well. Cant believe I haven't seen many deer. haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretcher Guy Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I carry biodegradable TP in my back pack. Was half way to my spot once when i had to answer the call of nature. Covered with leaves and was on my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I carry biodegradable TP in my back pack. Was half way to my spot once when i had to answer the call of nature. Covered with leaves and was on my way. Isnt all tp biodegradable?? Hmm maybe not after a wipe!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooly Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Haha- just shoot your poop pile with a couple shots of scent eliminator spray and keep on huntin'....heck, you don't even have to pull your pants down if it's too cold out,lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretcher Guy Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Isnt all tp biodegradable?? Then stuff I use is meant for RV toilets. Suppose to degrade faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuseHunter Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Scouting once, I had to go real bad and couldn't wait, I was sweating beads trying to hold it in. I eventually found a log, took my buck knife and cut my tube socks into strips and there you have it folks. The walk back out of the woods surely hurt the feet in my boots but you gotta do what you gotta do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Hmmmmmm ! I wonder what the reaction would be if you took a dump in a scrape ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burmjohn Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Hmmmmmm ! I wonder what the reaction would be if you took a dump in a scrape ...... Pretty sure the buck would be like WT#!$%& Sent from my LG-VS980 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 One time a day first thing in the morning. 60 seconds tops most of that washing . One and done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerpassion Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I cut my sleeves off my thermal once I've sacrificed a pair of boxers and quite a few socks over the years lol ... When ya gotta go ya gotta go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuseHunter Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Hmmmmmm ! I wonder what the reaction would be if you took a dump in a scrape ...... trail cam pics would be priceless, he'd probably get pissed after stepping in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWGUNNY Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I carry biodegradable TP in my back pack. Was half way to my spot once when i had to answer the call of nature. Covered with leaves and was on my way. Setting a trap for the next guy, huh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 When I 1st saw the topic I thought it was going to be another thread about Tresspassers ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azhuntress Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Here's a funny story about pooh being left behind but not in the woods. A couple years ago my husband was ice fishing on Lake Chautauqua. He was fishing through a hole that was already there. He latched on to something and when he pulled it up through the ice it was a shopping bag. He squeezed it a few times to see what was in it and out of the corner oozed a brown substance which turned out to be pooh! Someone must have been fishing in a hut, had to pooh so they did it in a bag and then dropped it down the hole and then my husband caught it! He's the only person I know that's ever caught a bag of pooh while fishing! LMAO!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PREDATE Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Here's a funny story about pooh being left behind but not in the woods. A couple years ago my husband was ice fishing on Lake Chautauqua. He was fishing through a hole that was already there. He latched on to something and when he pulled it up through the ice it was a shopping bag. He squeezed it a few times to see what was in it and out of the corner oozed a brown substance which turned out to be pooh! Someone must have been fishing in a hut, had to pooh so they did it in a bag and then dropped it down the hole and then my husband caught it! He's the only person I know that's ever caught a bag of pooh while fishing! LMAO!!! That'll teach him for meddling in other people's business! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretcher Guy Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Well we people asked how fishing went could look them straight in the eye and say "S**TTY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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