Dom Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Oh dear bread and beer if I had another I wouldn't be here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_TCIII Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Can my girlfriend join us?what dude asked you that?? (Sorry man, low hanging fruit and all that) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_TCIII Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I despise sayings from the Mrs of Fine Doesn't matter And whatever ! That crap only starts a feud "Do what you want" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Measure twice , cut once ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 It's Hotter that a Texas tool shed in August! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Darling Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 "That dog don't hunt." "Half price for manure is still manure." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBowhunter Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 " Dont count the hours, make the hours count" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhu Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Working hard, or hardly working? X-Calibur Lighting Systems http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhu Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Work smarter, not harder. X-Calibur Lighting Systems http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 (edited) Work hard, play harder Pay yourself first (regarding the first "bill" you should pay each month- savings) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited February 18, 2016 by Biz-R-OWorld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Darling Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 "Turnabout is fair play." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris B Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 got 'eem she gawn it is what it is F*&^ itttt trip over a quarter to pick up a dime negative you got it! (usually involves a dirt bike or quad....and they probably ain't gonna make it lol) don't be a b*****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blurr18us Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I cut it twice and it's still too short 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_TCIII Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 A friends father when I told him I was engaged "Make sure the ******* you're getting is worth the ******* you're getting" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Cold enough to Freeze the Ball's off a Brass Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_TCIII Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Cold enough to Freeze the Ball's off a Brass Monkeythat one has a cool origin, google it up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Good ta go. Good nuff. Good for nuthin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve D Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 1) Ask someone a question and when they answer "I don't know"... Say Who should I ask? 2) You can't fix stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Cold enough to Freeze the Ball's off a Brass Monkey Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannon-balls such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one. When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, "cold enough to freeze the balls off a "brass monkey. " 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Colder than a witches t#t in a brass bra…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockspek Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 You guys should open a dairy farm. Why? Because you really know how to milk a job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannon-balls such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one. When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, "cold enough to freeze the balls off a "brass monkey. " "The whole ten yards" is another old military phrase… Not as old as this one tho. During WWII fighter planes were armed with 50 cal machine guns. The belts of ammo for those guns were 10 yards long. If I pilot really ripped into an enemy plane, he would give it "the whole ten yards" (of ammo) or he all he had. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinsdale Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Life is like a book and if you don't travel, it's like only reading the first page..... Followed by, I like to shoot my rifle and I like to kill, and Africa is where you go to do that.... Followed by, If there is lead in the air, there is hope in the heart. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 "The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea." by Iak Dinesen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhu Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Life is like a box of chocolates.... X-Calibur Lighting Systems http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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