Lawdwaz Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 He's hunting in Texas (hard to believe 'eh?) and just made a great shot on a dandy buck. He snickers and says "If that wasn't a heart shot I'll be a gay ranchero". Maybe it's one of things that you had to be there but I laughed my azz off. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeyfeathers Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 So being in Texas and making a heart shot. Texas heart shot ?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said: So being in Texas and making a heart shot. Texas heart shot ?! Thanks TF. I didn't want to be the one to ask. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampy Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I'll be a gay ranchero, before I ever take a Texas heart shot! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolc123 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I doubt he would go for that. He is a meat hunter and unless the deer happens to be perfectly aligned with the gun barrel, they say that a lot of meat gets wasted. I only ever saw (or heard of) that shot being perfectly executed one time. That takes more than good marksmanship. Hitting a broadside deer in the heart is relatively easy. 13 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said: So being in Texas and making a heart shot. Texas heart shot ?! 10 minutes ago, ....rob said: Thanks TF. I didn't want to be the one to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeyfeathers Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Sweaty Teddy can afford Jesus bullets out the ying yang Betting on a button and no luminol needed Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zem18 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Wow... Love Uncle Teddy and his little quips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 hahaha, yeah he's pretty funny, did you all see his interview with Charlie rose years ago, I should did it up its pretty damn good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Nothing wrong with a Texas heart shot. It is difficult to get. Now, if you really want to challenge yourself try it blindfolded like "Pin The Tail On The Donkey". NOW THAT would show some skill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four Season Whitetail's Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 33 minutes ago, wolc123 said: I doubt he would go for that. He is a meat hunter and unless the deer happens to be perfectly aligned with the gun barrel, they say that a lot of meat gets wasted. I only ever saw (or heard of) that shot being perfectly executed one time. That takes more than good marksmanship. Hitting a broadside deer in the heart is relatively easy. No he would not go for that shot because he is a hunter..Period. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted January 25, 2017 Author Share Posted January 25, 2017 It wasn't a Cheerios shot but an honest to goodness heart shot. And like FSW says, Old Ted wouldn't take that shot on an uninjured animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted January 25, 2017 Author Share Posted January 25, 2017 34 minutes ago, ....rob said: Nothing wrong with a Texas heart shot. You've done it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 ok I found it it wasn't c rose sone other guy, ill post it in a few min 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 57 minutes ago, ....rob said: Nothing wrong with a Texas heart shot. It is difficult to get. Now, if you really want to challenge yourself try it blindfolded like "Pin The Tail On The Donkey". NOW THAT would show some skill! 29 minutes ago, Lawdwaz said: You've done it? Pay attention! The top quote was what I said. I was being sarcastic. No, I have not, and would not shoot a deer up the rump trying to hit the heart. Cheers Larry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Geeze I thought I posted it but didn't see it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Lawdwaz said: He's hunting in Texas (hard to believe 'eh?) and just made a great shot on a dandy buck. He snickers and says "If that wasn't a heart shot I'll be a gay ranchero". Maybe it's one of things that you had to be there but I laughed my azz off. No..its not one of those things where you had to be there….thats just plain old funny!!!……. is right!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted January 25, 2017 Author Share Posted January 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, ....rob said: Pay attention! The top quote was what I said. I was being sarcastic. No, I have not, and would not shoot a deer up the rump trying to hit the heart. Cheers Larry! I know what you said.........I took it as an implication that you've done it. Silly me to THINK you might have killed a deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyslowhand Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) Hard to believe anything that comes out of Uncle Ted's mouth surprises anyone...? LOL Edited January 25, 2017 by nyslowhand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachunter Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 i liked when he would burp and say "bbbaaarrraaaccckkkk" lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubborn1VT Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Could you imagine growing up with an uncle like "Uncle Ted"? What a riot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampy Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Uncle Ted is my favorite uncle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 19 hours ago, ....rob said: Nothing wrong with a Texas heart shot. It is difficult to get. Now, if you really want to challenge yourself try it blindfolded like "Pin The Tail On The Donkey". NOW THAT would show some skill! my mind being shitkicker conditioned, i feel obligated to enlighten a fellow blood brother.... uncle ted could make a texas heart shot on a soulless, pansy a**, anti-gun, liberal with his size X boot, all while riding a buffalo on stage with the national anthem boisterously resonating from his red, white, and blue clad guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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