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Ya  my daughter thinks it’s rigged, and since she’s  way smarter then me , that may be right . They need to show the correct answers.

I may take it again,  now that I’ve been drinking in my neighbors garage for a bit , as that tends to sharpen my wits as well as make me more attractive to the opposite sex.

just retook it and put all wrong answers , and I totally failed , so it may be real 

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7 minutes ago, moog5050 said:

My 15yr old son just got 10 of 10 too.  Hope that is indicative of his future SAT score.  

 Neither of our kids scored well on the SAT ,both graduated Suma  Cum Laude, one on both her Bachelors the other on her Bachelors and Masters ,that one also was TA and took two parts s of the CPA exam while doing her Masters.as well.

They get that from their Dad......

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1. 
Johnny's mother had three children.  The first child was named April. 
The second child was named May.  What was the third child's 
name?  
  

2. There is a clerk at the 
butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 
sneakers.  What does he weigh?  

  

3. Before Mt. Everest was 
discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?  

  

4. How much dirt is there in a 
hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?  

  

5. What word in the English 
Language is always spelled incorrectly?  

  

6. Billy was born on December 
28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.  How is this 
possible?  
  

7. In California, you cannot 
take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.  Why not?  

  

8. What was the President's Name
in 1975?  
  

9. If you were running a race, 
and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in 
now?  
  

10. Which is correct to say, 
"The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?  

  

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks 
in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would 
he have if he combined them all in another field?  

    

Here are the Answers:  (No 
peeking!) 
  

1. Johnny's mother had three
children.  The first child was named April.  The second child 
was named May.  What was the third child's name?  

  

Answer: Johnny, of course.  

  

2. There is a clerk at the 
butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 
sneakers.  What does he weigh?  

  

Answer: Meat.  

  

3. Before Mt. Everest was 
discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?  

  

Answer: Mt. Everest; it just 
wasn't discovered yet.  [You're not very good at this are you?]  

  

4. How much dirt is there in a 
hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?  

  

Answer: None. There is no dirt 
in a hole.  
  

5. What word in the English 
Language is always spelled incorrectly?  

  

Answer: Incorrectly  

  

6. Billy was born on December 
28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer..  How is this 
possible? 
  

Answer: Billy lives in the 
Southern Hemisphere.  
  

7. In California, you cannot 
take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.  Why not?  

  

Answer: You can't take pictures 
with a wooden leg.  You need a camera to take pictures.  

  

8. What was the President's Name
in 1975?  
  

Answer: Same as is it now - 
Donald Trump [Oh, come on...]  
  

9. If you were running a race, 
and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?  

  

Answer: You would be in 
2nd.  Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.  

  

10. Which is correct to say, 
"The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?  

  

Answer: Neither, the yolk of the 
egg is yellow [Duh]  
  

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks 
in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would 
he have if he combined them all in another field?  

  
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10/10!  Weird questions though! 

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