Remember these ?

[dbHunterNY]

3 hours ago, Jeremy K said:

Sounds like ol mom is guilty of sampling the devils lettuce herself .

Edited to be relevant....

The Devil went to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
He was doin' fine, they were standing in line
It was excellent weed indeed
He came across a young mom who was likewise peddling pot
And the devil slid down the beach and said, "Girl, let me tell you what.
I guess you kinda figured I'm a reefer head of course.
And after all this time, I guess that I'm a connoisseur of sorts.
Now your stuff smells OK, but this can tranquilize a horse.
I bet a million in cash against your stash that mom's is better than yours."
The mom said, "My name's Jenny, and you ain't smoked nothing yet.
One hit of this grass'll kick your ass, you got yourself a bet."

 roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb
'Cause the devil's got the kinda stuff they smoke in Vietnam
You'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope
But if you can't the devil gets your dope

The devil packed a bong with a little Acapulco gold
And rosin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl
He filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit
And as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit

When the bowl was finished Jenny said, "Hey, man, that stuff was great.
But fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate."

Cannabis sativa, sweet Mary Jane
The devil's in the back yard frying his brain
Zig zag filled with a diggidy dank
Hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank

The devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
And he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that mommy owned
Mommy said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to catch a buzz.
I done told you once you son of a bitch mine's the best there ever was."

Fired up doobies one by one
Ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done
Green as a bull frog sticky as glue
"Granny, do you get high?"
"Yes, I do." [Disclaimer: runs in the family apparently.]

[Daveboone]

 I allways figured there was a market for all the banned toys from the good ol days....

Jarts, Red Rider BB guns, those great pressurized water rockets, Estes rockets, chemistry sets, 

what else is missing to round out childhood?

[landtracdeerhunter]

I was selling a set of Jarts in original box, at a flea market few years back. The manager made me put them away. Said they were illegal to sell. 

[Jeremy K]

15 minutes ago, Daveboone said:

 I allways figured there was a market for all the banned toys from the good ol days....

Jarts, Red Rider BB guns, those great pressurized water rockets, Estes rockets, chemistry sets, 

what else is missing to round out childhood?

Estes rockets are still available but not for kids . Hobby shops sell them still. 

[grampy]

38 minutes ago, landtracdeerhunter said:

I was selling a set of Jarts in original box, at a flea market few years back. The manager made me put them away. Said they were illegal to sell. 

I'll buy em if ya still got em!  I still like to live dangerously! 

We can use my FFL.

Edited July 2, 2018 by grampy

[turkeyfeathers]

33 minutes ago, landtracdeerhunter said:

I was selling a set of Jarts in original box, at a flea market few years back. The manager made me put them away. Said they were illegal to sell. 

I just searched eBay. Nada.  The empty boxes are selling for $40 and up 

[Nomad]

My childhood dog may have taken a few hits from one of these ! Those cannon balls were pretty hard , no nerf crap . I removed the cannon from  the cart so I could run and fire it . This ad wouldn’t cut it today either .

 

Edited July 2, 2018 by Stay at home Nomad

[nyslowhand]

Jarts, camping and alcohol - Never a good combo!

[landtracdeerhunter]

14 hours ago, grampy said:

I'll buy em if ya still got em!  I still like to live dangerously! 

We can use my FFL.

I took them on a Illinois deer hunt few years back. I give them to family. I think I got the better end of the deal, LOL. I run across any more, I'll let you know.

[landtracdeerhunter]

On 7/2/2018 at 5:56 PM, turkeyfeathers said:

I just searched eBay. Nada.  The empty boxes are selling for $40 and up 

Sell the box $110. Forget about the jarts, LOL..

Edited July 4, 2018 by landtracdeerhunter

[Marion]

There should be a 21 gun/polish cannon salute for the re-opening of Yelling goat...we'll meet and go over cannon schematics over brews....lol

All about my potato guns. Got a 6 footer and a 4 footer. Shoots giant idaho potatoes and limes a country mile and best at dusk so you can see the awesome fireball!

You Can't Beat My Meat!!!

[Jeremy K]

1st ever attempt with a polish cannon was about a foot away from caving in my neighbors trunk lid ,all that was left of the spud was a wet spot in the street.

[turkeyfeathers]

20 minutes ago, Jeremy K said:

1st ever attempt with a polish cannon was about a foot away from caving in my neighbors trunk lid ,all that was left of the spud was a wet spot in the street.

Safe act compliment polish cannon I presume ?! 

[WNYBuckHunter]

On 7/2/2018 at 5:19 PM, Daveboone said:

 I allways figured there was a market for all the banned toys from the good ol days....

Jarts, Red Rider BB guns, those great pressurized water rockets, Estes rockets, chemistry sets, 

what else is missing to round out childhood?

Estes Rockets are still available anywhere, as are Red Ryder BB guns

[WNYBuckHunter]

On 7/2/2018 at 5:28 PM, Jeremy K said:

Estes rockets are still available but not for kids . Hobby shops sell them still. 

Walmart has them in the toy section