Old Saying's

[tarheel95]

Diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.

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[mlammerhirt]

My uncle use to always say ....." You looking for Sympathy? Well you can find it between Shit and Syphalis in the dictionary"!

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[Dom]

Money talks and Bullshit walks.

[Water Rat]

Measure twice , cut once.

[TreeGuy]

Your mouth is writing checks your a$$ can't cash

Smells so bad he could knock a buzzard of the $hit wagon

Horny'r than a 2 peckered billy goat

U can never go wrong doing the right thing


We do it right, cause we do it twice

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.


Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger

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[Eric J]

"Stay out of the forest when the Elephants are F***ing."

[Dom]

I'd like to see your point of view but cannot get my head that far up my Ass!                                                                                    If you get any skinnier your gonna fall through your ass and hang yourself!

[landtracdeerhunter]

My grand dad always said kinda a saying;

Here's to the man,  loving his wife, loving his wife alone;   here's to the man,  loving the other man's wife, when he should be home lov'in his own.

Edited March 18, 2019 by landtracdeerhunter

[fasteddie]

" you stink . Did something crawl up you and die " ?

[GreeneHunter]

My Irish mother used to say " Ye Feckin EEJIT " !

[Rattler]

An old drinking toast:

"Here's to wives and girlfriends.  May the two never meet."

[Robhuntandfish]

Drinking toasts

Heres to you and heres to me, forever friends we will be, if one of us should disagree FU and heres to me! 

Ive drunk to your health in Taverns, Ive drunk to your health in my home, Ive drunk to your health so damn many times that ive almost ruined my own! 

 

and just a sayin from an old timer I knew - "Understand all you know about it?" 

 

[crappyice]

May all you ups and downs and ins and outs be in the bedroom.


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[Hunter007]

those who teach will be judged

if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all 

 

 

Edited March 19, 2019 by Storm914

[crappyice]

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