Dad Sayings

[mowin]

Often when I asked for some money.... 

" Hold one hand out, and the other over your ahole, one is going to fill faster than the other"

[Robhuntandfish]

 Not a saying from my Dad but a lyric from Eric Church that would be perfect. 

" Momma ain't a shrink, Daddy ain't a bank and God ain't a wishin well"

[Rattler]

When I was very young, if I was afraid to try something, Dad would say, "Were you born, or were you hatched?"

[helmut in the bush]

I had to be at least 30 when my buddy's Dad said to me, Hey, isn't amazing how smart your parents got all of a sudden? I don't think truer words were ever spoken

[Moho81]

 Not a saying from my Dad but a lyric from Eric Church that would be perfect. 
" Momma ain't a shrink, Daddy ain't a bank and God ain't a wishin well"

Great now I gotta go listen to some Church.


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[Bionic]

1 minute ago, Moho81 said:

Great now I gotta go listen to some Church.


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Just some of it...ba da chhhh

[Bionic]

My grandpa used to always tell me not to do anything he wouldn’t do. I find myself starting to tell the young guys at work this.  

[Deleted Account]

When someone would do something stupid, I'd say "I don't understand why they would do that." My dad would say "Be glad you don't understand it, or you'd be as stupid as they are."

Edited March 1, 2020 by Splitear_Leland

[The_Real_TCIII]

My dad used to say "Plastic is wonderful", he was in plastics

[NFA-ADK]

Do that again and I will break your legs.  

[squirrelwhisperer]

You made your bed now sleep in it. 

We'll play it by elbow. 

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

It's time to pay the piper. 

A variation of above...Shite in one hand and wish in the other and tell me which fills up first. 

Dad I'm bored...go rake leaves, go cut the grass, etc. 

[The_Real_TCIII]

Me in the boat opening a tackle box with the greatest of care and silence, my Dad "WHY DONT YOU JUST DO A CANNONBALL AND BE DONE WITH IT?!"

[grampy]

Go ask your mother.

[squirrelwhisperer]

6 minutes ago, grampy said:

Go ask your mother.

I say this all the time, lol. Sometimes I say. "Go ask your mother, so she can say no." 

Edited March 2, 2020 by squirrelwhisperer