bubba Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 3 pages about crapping in the woods love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerthug Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) How did I miss this 3 page thread on pooping in the woods? LOL! I Never had to go in the woods except for peeing off my stand. Always go just when i wake up especially when I know I'm going to sit for hours on the stand although I may have to sit longer on the crapper until the urge comes. Edited November 19, 2013 by Deerthug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I am scared this might happen to me some day, i might have to drive home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve863 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I tell you one thing. The hunter who has never had to drop his trousers in the woods, is a hunter who hasn't spent much time out there. I also find it absolutely mind boggling that anyone would actually leave the woods and drive to an indoor bathroom to do his business. This has got to be the funniest thing I ever heard! LOL Are they afraid that someone might see their a$$ or something when they drop the trousers?? LOL What a waste of precious hunting time it would be to go look for a freaking gas station bathroom. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 3 pages about crapping in the woods love it and ........ no one arguing or getting Hostile ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerthug Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I tell you one thing. The hunter who has never had to drop his trousers in the woods, is a hunter who hasn't spent much time out there. I also find it absolutely mind boggling that anyone would actually leave the woods and drive to an indoor bathroom to do his business. This has got to be the funniest thing I ever heard! LOL Are they afraid that someone might see their a$$ or something when they drop the trousers?? LOL What a waste of precious hunting time it would be to go look for a freaking gas station bathroom. LOL I've spent long hours in the stand/woods. I'm just more regular than most people I guess . . . 5:30AM . . . like clockwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I have no issues peeing and my husband was told someone seeing doing so. 10 min drive to get to my bathroom, if place is opened i would go to husbands job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I was on such a steep incline Saturday I had thoughts of dropping one and seeing if I could get it to roll down to my brother gathering leaves on the way like a snowball in a cartoon. I decided not to because I would have had to use my orange vest to wipe and being frugal I would have worn it out of the woods so as not to waste a good vest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five Seasons Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 i poop in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apoallo Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) Lol took my brother in law out yesterday to my spot he texted me that he couldn't hold it much longer. I pretended not to see the text cuz I wanted to say and hunt longer. Once I finally got down and walked over to him he told me that he already dumped off in the spot I put him then covered it with grass and leaves then sprayed buck bomb on top of that was kinda annoyed he dumped in my spot but he did tell me 2 hours earlier that he had to go.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited November 19, 2013 by apoallo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoythunter Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Damn it doe. Next time please be a little more prepared and bring some tp. I would love to hear if the brown snowball made it to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burmjohn Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Man look at all the "Brown and Downers" in this thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 This reminds me of a scenario that happened a few years ago, Fall Turkey hunting. Night before - Chinese food & wings, breakfast of hash browns and lots of hot coffee. About 2/3 the way to my spot nature not only called, she was screaming for a divorce. And there was nooooo stopping it. While I was gearing back up a deer about 100 yards off got a snout full and went ballistic. Few minutes later thought ya get that new man feeling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotorooter23 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) Human shit is not going to bother deer... There are plenty of other animals that do that out in the woods and a deer is not going to signal out a human bomb. I have been known to spray a few trees in my day Edited November 19, 2013 by rotorooter23 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 This subject STINKS !! This thread is now officially closed, under orders from Officer Tommy Terdnocker of the Internet Poop Patrol... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeets716 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Boxer briefs are great, you can cut the legs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Got a new roll in my backpack for sat morn!! Sorry can let this thread die to funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burmjohn Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Got a new roll in my backpack for sat morn!! Sorry can let this thread die to funny!! I always keep mine in a zip lock. Sent from my LG-VS980 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I always keep mine in a zip lock. Sent from my LG-VS980 using Tapatalk 100% or ur up shit creek!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burmjohn Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Hey now... Keep it clean in the forums and in the field. Highly suggest wet wipes, never knew the true value of these bad boys until I had kids. Just saying once you go wet wipe you never go back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Hey now... Keep it clean in the forums and in the field. Highly suggest wet wipes, never knew the true value of these bad boys until I had kids. Just saying once you go wet wipe you never go back! Been using them for over 15 years now. The things you discover while wandering around Meijers (Midwest and Southern version of Walmart) at 3 in the morning while in college. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerthug Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Meijers was the bomb! Loved going there in the wee hours of the morning while in Law School in Michigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike rossi Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I didn't write this part below in bold italics in post number 10, but your post makes it appear I did. It shouldn't be my responsibility to reconcile it. BTW: A conspiracy is irrelevant, if you crap on public land or on land you do not own or on the border of land you own, it should be well buried... . And well buried doesn't mean covered with leaves... Perhaps taking a dump in the woods is some kind of CONSPIRACY .... Maybe that's why those NSA dudes have been following me around the woods , poking piles of my poop with sticks... And all this time I just thought maybe they had a "poop fetish"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldershrek Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Got a new roll in my backpack for sat morn!! Sorry can let this thread die to funny!! I keep a roll in my hunting backpack and in my fishing bag. People think I'm crazy till it happens to them and then they think I'm a genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I didn't write this part below in bold italics in post number 10, but your post makes it appear I did. It shouldn't be my responsibility to reconcile it. BTW: A conspiracy is irrelevant, if you crap on public land or on land you do not own or on the border of land you own, it should be well buried... . And well buried doesn't mean covered with leaves... Perhaps taking a dump in the woods is some kind of CONSPIRACY .... Maybe that's why those NSA dudes have been following me around the woods , poking piles of my poop with sticks... And all this time I just thought maybe they had a "poop fetish"... Hmmm..I just looked at my reply to your post and didn't see anything in bold print. Perhaps you take yourself too seriously. What is there to reconcile ? I think most of the readers here would realize that I was just making a joke, especially considering the content of many of my previous posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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