Culvercreek hunt club Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Here is a story that I think most of you will find very funny I left my camp south of Cortland yesterday afternoon. I wanted to make the trip most of the way back to Rochester mostly in the daylight since the roads were gong to be rough. Not knowing if I would be able to get back in this year due to the snow I was loaded on the back of my truck like an episode of Sandford and Sons. I was at the Geneva Waterloo area and the slushy spay was starting to build up on my wipers. I came up to the service area and decided to pull in and clean off ...and gas up just ahead of me was one of those big Infinity SUV's. I notice as it pulled in the service area too the driver's side brake light was out. It pulled up to the pumps and I took the spot right behind it. The back window was loaded with stickers for soccer and lacrosse. Out steps this very attractive blonde...dressed to the nines and about in her late 30s to early 40's. The conversation went like this Me-excuse me. Her- as she steps out of the SUV..yeah as she gives me the up down look at all the hunting clothes. Me- I noticed following you in here that your drivers side brake light was out Her- as she walked around to the FRONT of her suv--they are both working Me- thinking that she was frazzled fromt he crappy roads or might not have heard me correctly---I meant to say your brake light Her- I am looking right at them and they are both working. Me- sorry, my mistake have a great day. I giggled my butt off the entire time I was filling up the truck and cleaning off the wipers. when I got home I asked my 15 yo daughter....a brunette...lol. who has not even taken her permit test....where are the brake lights on a car.....her reply...the back Dad. I guess there still is hope in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Thats one of those people that ought to be real glad its not survival of the fittest any more, haha I would lump her in with the types that don't realize their headlights are not on at night even after flashing them with the highbeams. They must sit in their cars wondering why every one keeps flashing them and why they can't see anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNYBuckHunter Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Thats funny. I would have pointed out that her brake lights are in the back in a very sarcastic way. Nobody ever said you have to have common sense to have money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
132 eight pointer Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Perhaps her husband earns the $$ He was probably out hunting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckPrince95 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 it had to be a blonde lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmig2 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ;D She must of had her wisdom teeth pulled too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynthiafu Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 maybe she was still thinking about that turkey call and trying to get it right lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 maybe she was still thinking about that turkey call and trying to get it right lol Yeah , that was a great Turkey call ! :( :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erussell Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I had to show a lady from NJ how to put gas in her car one time at a gas station because apperently she had never done it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 You should have told the woman with the SUV that she was low on "turn signal fluid" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Culvercreek hunt club Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 I was just trying not to laugh right in her face. It made my night. I giggle all the way home. I hope she went home and told her husband the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I was just trying not to laugh right in her face. It made my night. I giggle all the way home. I hope she went home and told her husband the story. Sometimes it's hard not to laugh in a person's face and this would be one of those times . : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gundeck Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Perhaps her husband earns the $$ He was probably out hunting! Hunting a replacement wife, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny hunter Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 What makes you think her husband is any smarter? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phade Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I had to show a lady from NJ how to put gas in her car one time at a gas station because apperently she had never done it before. Actually ran into alot of that while in college. You can't pump your own gas in New Jersey. I taught more than a few people. I still would have told the SUV lady:) Partly for the personal satisfaction at how the conversation was going, and partly because she'd have to check out the rear of the SUV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYDeer Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Yep NJ it's actually illegal to self pump gas.. Don't lnow the expertise a 16 yr old employee has, but its true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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