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On 7/20/2020 at 8:56 AM, Water Rat said:

It took a 2nd look before I got this one . I'm getting slow .

 

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53 minutes ago, fasteddie said:

It took a 2nd look before I got this one . I'm getting slow .

 

Lol. 

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An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy a total of 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

[The_Real_TCIII]

1 hour ago, Rattler said:

An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy a total of 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

Loving Sheriff Judd this week

[Moho81]

4 hours ago, Rattler said:

An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy a total of 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

Good god I hope that truly happened! 

[SportsmanNH]

4 hours ago, Moho81 said:

Good god I hope that truly happened! 

It did happen . They actually fired 110 shots at him and hit him 68 times

https://www.foxnews.com/story/florida-police-shot-suspected-cop-killer-68-times

Edited July 24, 2020 by SportsmanNH

[Steve D]

17 hours ago, SportsmanNH said:

It did happen . They actually fired 110 shots at him and hit him 68 times

https://www.foxnews.com/story/florida-police-shot-suspected-cop-killer-68-times

Published October 1, 2006

Last Update January 13, 2015

Given the fact it was 14 yrs. ago and last updated 5 yrs. ago I would be willing to bet there would be mass rioting/demonstrations/destruction and who knows what else if it happened today.

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Well those posts were removed rather fast.  

If I can get the flag that " offended" I'll gladly do so.  However, if available. He has to order 50. 

[Rattler]

YESSS!!!

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[GreeneHunter]

3 hours ago, fasteddie said:

Where can I order a few of these ? They would be great Christmas Presents !

Edited July 26, 2020 by GreeneHunter
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