Story with happy ending

[Elmo]

In spite of the fact that I'm engaged, I still find this funny and in some ways true.

[Culvercreek hunt club]

In spite of the fact that I'm engaged, I still find this funny and in some ways true.

In spite of?....you mean BECAUSE you are engaged this is funny....lol Is it too late to talk any sense into you?

[ELMER J. FUDD]

I'll miss you Elmo.

[Deerthug]

Oy vey Elmo! Are you thinking of jumping ship???

[Paula]

lol

[Elmo]

Oh heck no. I'm lucky enough to find someone who pretty much lets me do whatever I want. he actually encourages me to go hunting sometimes because I get grouchy if I'm couped up in the apartment too long. So far I've been able to continue to do everything there except have money in the bank. Might decide eloping. Weddings are ridiculously expensive!!!

Edited June 22, 2012 by Elmo

[ny hunter]

I did just that almost 22years ago,and never looked back..........

[phade]

I always say the divorce diet is the most effecitve one out there. I lost 105 lbs. of DEAD WEIGHT with it.

Edited June 22, 2012 by phade

[ELMER J. FUDD]

"HE" ? Did you say he?

[fasteddie]

"HE" ? Did you say he?

I saw that too but wasn't going to say anything ......

[Paula]

I seen that also but wasn't going to say anything. Does it matter? Think he has posted a picture before of his girlfriend, or someone did. lol

[ny hunter]

I know he meant to say she!! but whats the difference if Elmo plays for the other team I am sure he is one hell of a nice guy....LOL

[landtracdeerhunter]

Eloping. " Do what ever you want; Now their's a couple terms you don't hear much of these days.

[Elmo]

HahahaI Whoops!...major typo. It's a she.

[Grouse]

Well, it's legal in NY now if it was a he, so you had us all wondering.

I'll give you the same advice I give all engaged men.

No one know what happiness is until they marry, and by then it is too late!!

All is well for the first 3 or 4 years, but then a woman will change and no longer tolerate what you want do, if it doesn't have the two of you on track with HER goals.

I like guns better because they are cheaper, can be sold for what I paid for them, if not more, do what I expect them to do and are far less dangerous.

Wives and guns also have one big thing in common. If you keep one around long enough, you are surely going to want to shoot it!

[Grouse]

TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER

GUNS OVER WOMEN:

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason why Men

Prefer Guns over women...

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.

[Grouse]

All of you guys should read this. It's too late for many of us, but not too late for some.

I know. I've been there, survived, and will not go there again.

http://www.henrymakow.com/why_ive_never_married.html

[adirondackbushwhack]

Oh heck no. I'm lucky enough to find someone who pretty much lets me do whatever I want. he actually encourages me to go hunting sometimes because I get grouchy if I'm couped up in the apartment too long. So far I've been able to continue to do everything there except have money in the bank. Might decide eloping. Weddings are ridiculously expensive!!!

Haha She LETS ya do those things now just wait until you're married.

[Paula]

Well, it's legal in NY now if it was a he, so you had us all wondering.

I wasn't wondering

[cynthiafu]

well i just love it . and i am married and a lady . lol just think on how luck the woman was

[fasteddie]

June 30 ( next Saturday ) will make 50 years of marriage to the same woman . Where did I go wrong ?

[Deerthug]

Congrats Eddie! I just hit 20 in May myself.

[Pygmy]

Oh heck no. I'm lucky enough to find someone who pretty much lets me do whatever I want. he actually encourages me to go hunting sometimes because I get grouchy if I'm couped up in the apartment too long. So far I've been able to continue to do everything there except have money in the bank. Might decide eloping. Weddings are ridiculously expensive!!!

Hehehehe...He...She....Whatever floats your boat, Elmo Ol' Buddy...

Actually there are advantages to being BISEXUAL... It effectively doubles your chances of getting a date on any given Saturday night...

[landtracdeerhunter]

Wow, 50 years, big congrats Eddie. We're going on 32 in July. Ya, to the same women.

Edited June 23, 2012 by landtracdeerhunter

[Dave]

Life is funny and things change over time. When we get married our wives try to change us into what that want us to be. Once that happens they complain "What Happened TO The Guy I Married"