Confused, need help..

[Pygmy]

Didn't Sir William Crapper invent the can ?

[wooly]

We sure do have a lot of great thinkers here,lol

I have many new questions to ponder today..., thanks!  

[Pygmy]

We sure do have a lot of great thinkers here,lol

I have many new questions to ponder today..., thanks!  

 

 

Glad to help, Wooley...

[JimR]

why is it a pair of pants but a shirt

[Fantail]

 

Seems legit..

[Geno C]

LOL love this thread already

[josephmrtn]

Didn't Sir William Crapper invent the can ?

Nope he is credited with the flush toilet...

 

LOL love this thread already

Me too!!!

[gfdeputy2]

why is it you put your 2 cents in but only get a penny for your thoughts?

why are you in a movie but on TV?

why is a pizza round but comes in a square box?

if corn oil is made from corn, Vegetable is made from Vegetables where does baby oil come from?

Edited June 14, 2013 by gfdeputy2

[Paula]

Seems legit..

That's gross

[Paula]

That's what he was talking about joeseph

I have to hit the can, get it? Lol

[Pygmy]

Nope he is credited with the flush toilet...

 

Me too!!!

 

Sir Thomas was an Englishmen and perhaps he just IMPROVED the can...

 

Brings to mind another Englishman...

 

Back in 1835, a Muslim in  Iraq invented the condom, using the lower intestine of a goat.

 

In  1875, an Englishman, Sir Sedgewick Wimple- Muffdiver, perfected the condom by removing it from the goat before he used it.

[Elmo]

 

Seems legit..

 

You don't think it will but it works.  I had bacon sundae.  Lavender or Rose Ice Cream.  That's great too.  Deep fried Oreos and black pepper on strawberries are other combinations that makes little sense but totally works.

[Geno C]

you can put bacon on anything, seriously....

 

[blurr18us]

 What if C-A-T spelled DOG?

[Renegade Hunter]

^ ....? ? Lol

[2012_taco]

how come having a "fat chance" or a "slim chance" mean the same thing?

[ants]

Why do they call it taking a whiz when you're really leaving a whiz?? (works with #2 also)

[Paula]

Why is there braille instructions at drive up ATM's?

[fasteddie]

What are you supposed to add to "powdered water" ?

[fasteddie]

If you are in a spaceship traveling at the speed of light , and you turn on the headlights , does anything happen ?

[fasteddie]

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that Black Box stuff ?

[NFA-ADK]

Hmm

[Elmo]

Why did God decide to give men nipples?

 

I have a theory.  it's like the appendix.  The appendix use to be a large organ filled with a flesh eating bacteria and was required when we were cavemen who ate all our meat raw.  (fact)  Once we started cooking our food, the appendix lost it's function and started to become smaller and smaller.

 

I think at one point, men use to breast feed the babies.  Then they domesticated women and thus our mammary glands started to disappear. 

 

Okay, just kidding.     

[Paula]

Why did God decide to give men nipples?

 

I have a theory.  it's like the appendix.  The appendix use to be a large organ filled with a flesh eating bacteria and was required when we were cavemen who ate all our meat raw.  (fact)  Once we started cooking our food, the appendix lost it's function and started to become smaller and smaller.

 

I think at one point, men use to breast feed the babies.  Then they domesticated women and thus our mammary glands started to disappear. 

 

Okay, just kidding.     

 

What is it with body parts? You seem to have an obsession that is showing it self more and more, no?

[jjb4900]

What is it with body parts? You seem to have an obsession that is showing it self more and more, no?

you left "male" out of "body parts"...............