phade Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 This thread is still hilarious. I bought my wife a mophie-like pack for her phone. She already talks too much as it is, so I'm really in for it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Oh come on guys, all in good fun!! I'm on a mission today, something has come to me for a gift.......I just made her eggs (fancy!) and toast so now I'm outa here and off to the 5&dime store. UPDATE: Today was a success............I stopped and got two gift certificates for my father and his wife, both restaurants. One is a fancy breakfast place, Breakin' Eggs and the other is Rizotto on Maple Rd. Both places are winners. last night I was laying in bed and it hit me.........back in October we were at Tractor Supply getting dog food and my wife was snooping around the clothing area. The place is FAR from her favorite places to shop was there just killing time with me. Well she spotted a pair of those weird tight stretchy jeans from Levis (IIRC). They were $50 and she said "naa, too much money" At the time I took a picture of the tag and thought I'd Google it and see if I could score them cheaper somewhere else. I never did find them cheaper but damn the luck....they were 15% off today, WOOT!! Because I took a picture I knew the exact size. Smart? No, VERY smart. Also yesterday I thought of something else she has been nagging me for; an extra thing to hang clothes behind our bedroom door. I checked Kohl's, Pier 1 and finally Target before I scored what I wanted. Under the "Lame" category you can add the FREE $35 Gift Certificate for Banchetti's Sunday Brunch that came with the $100 to Rizotto's. (free is good) So here's what I have now: -Work shoes -Delta Sonic 3 car wash package & dinner at Applebee's -Pants -Clothes hanger/rack -$35 GC to Banchetti's Sunday Brunch Tomorrow I'll grab some perfume and a card.......maybe something else too???? I really liked the idea of a musical or play not nothing really caught my eye and a couple that did were sold out. I thought about a movie deal but ahhh, boring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjb4900 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 UPDATE: Today was a success............I stopped and got two gift certificates for my father and his wife, both restaurants. One is a fancy breakfast place, Breakin' Eggs and the other is Rizotto on Maple Rd. Both places are winners. last night I was laying in bed and it hit me.........back in October we were at Tractor Supply getting dog food and my wife was snooping around the clothing area. The place is FAR from her favorite places to shop was there just killing time with me. Well she spotted a pair of those weird tight stretchy jeans from Levis (IIRC). They were $50 and she said "naa, too much money" At the time I took a picture of the tag and thought I'd Google it and see if I could score them cheaper somewhere else. I never did find them cheaper but damn the luck....they were 15% off today, WOOT!! Because I took a picture I knew the exact size. Smart? No, VERY smart. Also yesterday I thought of something else she has been nagging me for; an extra thing to hang clothes behind our bedroom door. I checked Kohl's, Pier 1 and finally Target before I scored what I wanted. Under the "Lame" category you can add the FREE $35 Gift Certificate for Banchetti's Sunday Brunch that came with the $100 to Rizotto's. (free is good) So here's what I have now: -Work shoes -Delta Sonic 3 car wash package & dinner at Applebee's -Pants -Clothes hanger/rack -$35 GC to Banchetti's Sunday Brunch Tomorrow I'll grab some perfume and a card.......maybe something else too???? I really liked the idea of a musical or play not nothing really caught my eye and a couple that did were sold out. I thought about a movie deal but ahhh, boring. sounds like you earned yourself a manicure, pedicure and a facial after all that work!......... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinsdale Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) sounds like you earned yourself a manicure, pedicure and a facial after all that work!......... Edited December 24, 2014 by Dinsdale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 I love this place........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 razor burn? just use electric or enjoy your bush like its 1981. Exactly…You have to trim up or your bush will will show right through your yoga pants…LOL!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Exactly…You have to trim up or your bush will will show right through your yoga pants…LOL!! I really hope u guys are joking about having bushes downtown Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 ImageUploadedByTapatalk1419384272.982773.jpg I really hope u guys are joking about having bushes downtown Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Damn kids !!....<<sigh>>.... Nitey nite time for me...I need to comb my teeth and go to bed... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 ImageUploadedByTapatalk1419384272.982773.jpg I really hope u guys are joking about having bushes downtown Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk A little crowd control is required……... I admit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 UPDATE: Today was a success............I stopped and got two gift certificates for my father and his wife, both restaurants. One is a fancy breakfast place, Breakin' Eggs and the other is Rizotto on Maple Rd. Both places are winners. last night I was laying in bed and it hit me.........back in October we were at Tractor Supply getting dog food and my wife was snooping around the clothing area. The place is FAR from her favorite places to shop was there just killing time with me. Well she spotted a pair of those weird tight stretchy jeans from Levis (IIRC). They were $50 and she said "naa, too much money" At the time I took a picture of the tag and thought I'd Google it and see if I could score them cheaper somewhere else. I never did find them cheaper but damn the luck....they were 15% off today, WOOT!! Because I took a picture I knew the exact size. Smart? No, VERY smart. Also yesterday I thought of something else she has been nagging me for; an extra thing to hang clothes behind our bedroom door. I checked Kohl's, Pier 1 and finally Target before I scored what I wanted. Under the "Lame" category you can add the FREE $35 Gift Certificate for Banchetti's Sunday Brunch that came with the $100 to Rizotto's. (free is good) So here's what I have now: -Work shoes -Delta Sonic 3 car wash package & dinner at Applebee's -Pants -Clothes hanger/rack -$35 GC to Banchetti's Sunday Brunch Tomorrow I'll grab some perfume and a card.......maybe something else too???? I really liked the idea of a musical or play not nothing really caught my eye and a couple that did were sold out. I thought about a movie deal but ahhh, boring. See I told you if you just paid attention she would lead you down the right path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Nicky Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Lawdwaz- glad to see you're problem is solved, hope the Mrs. enjoys your efforts. I can honestly say mine is thrilled with cash or gift cards, yeah, I know, lazy on my part, but it is what it is. I never ask for anything at Christmas, I'm happy with a Bass pro Card or 2 and some salted almonds. I always thought of Christmas as a kiddy's holiday, we save the gift-giving for birthdays & anniversaries. As far as the manscaping, body waxes, pedicures, and whatever else the younger guys are into ....all I know is if I were to start leaving hair all over the bathroom and shaving that part of my anatomy to look like the day I was born, after her initial shock, Mrs. Uncle Nicky would immediately start thinking I was up to no good, having a late-life crisis, and searching for greener pastures. I like to keep the peace around the home front. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five Seasons Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 This thread is still hilarious. I bought my wife a mophie-like pack for her phone. She already talks too much as it is, so I'm really in for it now. I bought the mini this fall for the woods. I get really bad reception and it drains my phone without even using it. Highly recommend them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five Seasons Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 ImageUploadedByTapatalk1419384272.982773.jpg I really hope u guys are joking about having bushes downtown Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Doubt it. And either do their wives either... Shudder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Doubt it. And either do their wives either... Shudder YIKES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
growalot Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Well I hope everyone found every thing they were looking for...Mr B is the worst!!! to find gifts for so very "picky"...I know the one stocking stuffer I got him will be the one gift he likes the best...lol A bag of Dads old fashioned root beer barrel candies...a whopping 3.50...I will probably have to take the other things I got back......It's the thought guys...have a great holiday!........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Luckily my daughter is home from college so I dragged here out with me this morning. She picked out, what she says are, clothes, shoes and a few other things that my wife will love….We'll see. For all I know, my daughter is messing with me and picked out a bunch of ,hideous, old lady things.. Fingers crossed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Track Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I just have to finish wrapping up 2 items for the wife, once home from work, and before heading to Christmas eve dinner at brother-in-laws. My son finally had an idea for mom and had to take him shopping at 9:30 last night. Only been nagging him for two weeks, and he spent 2 days sick that he could have at least looked at mom's wish list and a few suggested websites - teenagers just don't listen. She joked about getting a new car, so he picked up a matchbox car as a gag gift, and then something she had on her wish list. My sister has normally picked out stuff for dad to give to mom since we were in college. Some years he comes up with some good ideas himself, but mostly he has not a clue what to give mom. Sometimes it pays to make notes of something you spot or just pick it up when you see and stash it for the weeks/months until Christmas. Just don't forget where you put it and hope they don't find it until then. Merry Christmas everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philoshop Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Glad you were able to subdue the Christmas gift-giving angst Lawdwaz. Peace be with you. On another note, I gave myself the most wonderful manicure today. A moisturizing soak that lasted almost two hours, including 10w-30 fully synthetic tractor oil that was a bit too hot at the start but finished beautifully, a brief spritz of carb cleaner to evict the mice that were in the intake canister of said tractor, a generous application of hydraulic fluid when the log splitter spit up on me, and I finished up with some EPA-approved biodegradable bar and chain oil. The shape and buff treatment was accomplished when I got sloppy and careless with the angle grinder sharpening mower blades for next year. This happens sometimes when you're trying to hold a beer in the other hand late in the afternoon. Thankfully there was no manscaping today, but I'm cutting firewood tomorrow afternoon so I'll be sure to let you folks know if anything like that happens! Then again, maybe I won't mention it. All in all I had good day, but ymmv. Merry Christmas to everyone. Be well and be happy. Mark 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 Glad you were able to subdue the Christmas gift-giving angst Lawdwaz. Peace be with you. On another note, I gave myself the most wonderful manicure today. A moisturizing soak that lasted almost two hours, including 10w-30 fully synthetic tractor oil that was a bit too hot at the start but finished beautifully, a brief spritz of carb cleaner to evict the mice that were in the intake canister of said tractor, a generous application of hydraulic fluid when the log splitter spit up on me, and I finished up with some EPA-approved biodegradable bar and chain oil. The shape and buff treatment was accomplished when I got sloppy and careless with the angle grinder sharpening mower blades for next year. This happens sometimes when you're trying to hold a beer in the other hand late in the afternoon. Thankfully there was no manscaping today, but I'm cutting firewood tomorrow afternoon so I'll be sure to let you folks know if anything like that happens! Then again, maybe I won't mention it. All in all I had good day, but ymmv. Merry Christmas to everyone. Be well and be happy. Mark Sounds like a wonderful day in the spa my friend Mark! I certainly didn't have THAT kind of soothing experience today but I did get to enjoy the sweet smell and burning skin while cleaning a couple centerfire rifles with Montana Extreme!! Oh the burn is soooooo refreshing. Merry Christmas to you and yours!! Larry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philoshop Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 One of my favorite dermal defoliant treatments, next to Sweet's 7.62. Rinsing is not optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2012_taco Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you get what you wanted under the tree(or wherever you wanted to get it) Merry Christmas!!! TIm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Ok, who's ready to talk deer hunting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landtracdeerhunter Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Ok, who's ready to talk deer hunting? Lawdwaz, you're not going to get out of this that easy, LOL. We're all sitting on the edge of our seats. How did the misses like the gift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinsdale Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Lawdwaz, you're not going to get out of this that easy, LOL. We're all sitting on the edge of our seats. How did the misses like the gift? +1 Spill it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 The shoes didn't fit so my daughter scarfed them up for work as SHE needed them too, the pants were a super dark blue, she wanted black....... BUT..........I insisted that she at least try them on and lo & behold she'll keep them! The gift cards were great, clothes rack was a HUGE success and the perfume didn't happen, yet. Oh, holy cow I forgot to mention THIS.......I got her a DNA test kit from Ancestry.Com I saw something about it on another web site I frequent. It looked very interesting to me after reading some of the replies from other guys. Some very revealing things and connections to other distant relatives if you did deep enough. She thought it was pretty cool. We didn't get the kit yet as I just ordered it the 22nd. I printed off the emailed confirmation. They had a xmas special; 10.00 off the regular price of $99.99 It isn't something I'm that interested in but my wife and son are into it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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