What's the one thing you don't want to do while bow hunting?

[First-light]

Having to take a dump in the woods.. Really, your up your stand-got to get down and stir up things around you, not good. Take care of business at home before the hunt!!!!!

How about you?

[WNYBuckHunter]

That covers it for me too lol

[Doewhacker]

"your up your stand-got to get down and stir up things around you, not good"

Thats why its important to know where your buddies stands are, that way you just go up wind of him to get the job done and he can deal with it. 

[Deerthug]

That's why you need to eat beans and greens the night before so you can take care of business in the morning before you head out to your stand ;D

[Geno C]

ill say it, passing gas... lol

[First-light]

This thread is turning into CRAP! Funny stuff guys!

[biggamefish]

  Hate sneezing up in the stand.  No matter how you try you can't be quite.

[SweetMike]

I agree biggame that's the worst. That and the dreaded tickle in your throat that wont go away with out a load cough.

[fasteddie]

George Carlin said , "You don't take a dump . You leave one" !

[Karpteach]

I agree with all number 2 beats sneezing and coughing. However, I eat greens and salad only for one week prior the bunting season and I try ( I really try not to eat meat during the bow season). I'm ways nice and empty on the stand.

[nybuckboy]

Cup of coffee... sit on the throne... crap... shower and head for the woods. I don't go until I go, period.

I was at a hunting camp and an older guy, older than me had a saying. He would say " I don't go until the boss says so" referring to his shitter.

[burmjohn]

Having to take a dump in the woods.. Really, your up your stand-got to get down and stir up things around you, not good. Take care of business at home before the hunt!!!!!

How about you?

Same, but it ALWAYS happens to me every year, opening weekend, sun come up, dump time.

[biggamefish]

Bunting season am i missing something??     

[Larry]

FALLING OUT OF A TREE STAND!

[growalot]

Well this threads in the dumper but I have to agree with:

That and the dreaded tickle in your throat that wont go away with out a load cough

[wdswtr]

I tell you what guys it happens all the time at camp.  One guy does all the cooking and the rest of us sit in our stands with our bellies gurgling holding back that awful pain.  At this point its not about being quite but getting down out of the stand belly aching the hole way one small step and the slightest movement as possible not so you dont stir up the woods but better yet so you dont shit yourself before your camo is around your ankles.  Yeah it sounds funny but its not when it happens.  I decided this year Im not eating anything he cooks anymore and if I do im sitting in one of his stands lol.

[burmjohn]

I remember one time where I didn't think I would make it out of the stand.  Long story short, I dropped one, and realized my tp was back in my stand.  Good thing for multiple layers, I knifed off my t-shirt. (leaves don;t cut it, I dont give a crap (lol) what you say.

[nybuckboy]

I think the worst is when you think it's a fart and it becomes a "Shart"... part fart and part shit... a "shart".

Happened to me coming out of the woods spring turkey with my sone about 930am and thought I had to just fart but no soiled myself with a shart.

[growalot]

OMG....no one could ever say you guysare anal retentive

[fasteddie]

OMG....no one could ever say you guysare anal retentive

Good one Grows ! 

[Fantail]

I can think of a few things I don't want to do up in a stand, but dropping your release has to be one of the worst.

[burmjohn]

I can think of a few things I don't want to do up in a stand, but dropping your release has to be one of the worst.

Or forgetting it all together.

[WNYBuckHunter]

last year I dropped my quiver with my arrows out of my climber. I got lucky and was able to snag it with my guthook knife connected to the end up my hoist rope. Yet another reason not to go higher than my hoist rope is long.  ;D

[wdswtr]

Man over the years I have done some rookie mistakes.  Using the climber and get all settled in and go to hoist the bow up but never hook the string on it,  dropped a brand new 300 dollar pair of binos out of the stand and of course they hit the only rock below my stand and broke in half, of course the release falling, I remember once in the begining years of deer hunting when I was 16 i had a real nice buck in my scope when I pulled the trigger and heard click never loaded it,  I wont even tell you about the time I drove to camp an 1 1/2 away and totally forgot to put the bow in the truck she who must be obeyed was more than willing to bring it down for me NOT.  Sure am glad those rookie mistakes are behind me now lol. One thing it taught me was keep an extra box of shells at camp for every gun I own,  keep a spare gun down to camp along with my old trusty backup bow, an extra release and a backup safety harness oh and los of toilet paper lol.

[erussell]

FALLING OUT OF A TREE STAND!

And into the steamy pile you just made