Corona Virus Thread

[BizCT]

40 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

Clean tushies at the whatever you last name is house!!!

 

Call Me The Teflon Don

 

 

Edit note. I remembered your last name as soon as I posted my reply. For sake of incognito I'll keep it secret

 

20 minutes ago, GreeneHunter said:

Your Shittin me ?    LOL

I haven't needed to buy TP since February. Even with working from home, a basic roll of Scott's lasts more than a week. I shit 3x per day, but most are 1 or 2 wipers for sanity check. It's rare that i don't have a "clean poop"

[Elmo]

13 minutes ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

 

I haven't needed to buy TP since February. Even with working from home, a basic roll of Scott's lasts more than a week. I shit 3x per day, but most are 1 or 2 wipers for sanity check. It's rare that i don't have a "clean poop"

Scott's?  It's Charmin' boy!  Only the finest papers gets the privilege to grace my nether regions.

[Elmo]

4 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1259914895442788352/photo/1 Here's the latest chart

Seems like Central NY and North Country days away from meeting all the criteria as well.

[BizCT]

1 minute ago, Elmo said:

Scott's?  It's Charmin' boy!  Only the finest papers gets the privilege to grace my nether regions.

for 1-2 sheets per shit, not worth clogging my drains. 

[BizCT]

1 minute ago, Elmo said:

Seems like Central NY and North Country days away from meeting all the criteria as well.

LA County dunzo till July it appears

[Marion]

for 1-2 sheets per shit, not worth clogging my drains. 

Don't lie! We all know you just wipe with your bare left hand then wash up with soap. No chance 2 flimsy 1 ply Scott's protects your hands from poop

Call Me The Teflon Don

[BizCT]

7 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

Don't lie! We all know you just wipe with your bare left hand then wash up with soap. No chance 2 flimsy 1 ply Scott's protects your hands from poop

Call Me The Teflon Don
 

the wipe with TP is just to confirm for piece of mind, that it is in fact another clean shit.

[Nomad]

3 hours ago, The_Real_TCIII said:

Now that we have no shortage of beds/respirators has the standard for hospital admission been lowered?

Daughter works in pre/post op, they’ve started to do more “ elective surgeries “ , slow build up . Still her hospital, system furloughed 3,500 , 700 full furloughs the rest partial.   The shut down cost them 500 million , the place sat empty , and bled money .

As far as TP, we get about three weeks off one of these , don’t ask how many I got .

Edited May 12, 2020 by Nomad

[mlammerhirt]

Daughter works in pre/post op, they’ve started to do more “ elective surgeries “ , slow build up . Still her hospital, system furloughed 3,500 , 700 full furloughs the rest partial.   The shut down cost them 500 million , the place sat empty , and bled money .
As far as TP, we get about three weeks off one of these , don’t ask how many I got .

Where do you put a roll that size?

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[fasteddie]

I think Nomad gets his TP at the Truck Stops ! 

[Chef]

Where do you put a roll that size?

 

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Lol it’s just a jumbo tork or Kimberly Clark roll lol

 

 

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[mlammerhirt]

Lol it’s just a jumbo tork or Kimberly Clark roll lol
 
 
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Am I missing something...aren't those alot bigger than your standard roll we all have in our houses?


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[Nomad]

1 hour ago, mlammerhirt said:

Where do you put a roll that size?

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Free standing thing the Mrs has in powder room . My friend owns a sizable business and had a couple gross of those rolls , gave me a dozen as a joke on my birthday end of March .

Ya they’re a bit bigger then standard rolls I’d guess 5x at least , I may be on a month , idk haven’t marked the calendar. But I’m a one Time a day guy .

[Elmo]

4 hours ago, The Jerkman said:

Don't lie! We all know you just wipe with your bare left hand then wash up with soap. No chance 2 flimsy 1 ply Scott's protects your hands from poop

Call Me The Teflon Don
 

Seriously.  Purell after shaking Biz's hands from now on.

[Marion]

But I’m a one Time a day guy .

You need to eat more fiber sir

Call Me The Teflon Don

[Nomad]

I hear a lot about fiber , not sure what it is , pretty happy with one and done . Let me tell you it’s a race , as soon as I get out of bed . I’ve never understood people who have time to read in there ....

And don’t call ,me sir , Nomad ,Larry , ahole  all fit better !

[Buckmaster7600]

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[Marion]

I hear a lot about fiber , not sure what it is , pretty happy with one and done . Let me tell you it’s a race , as soon as I get out of bed . I’ve never understood people who have time to read in there ....
And don’t call ,me sir , Nomad ,Larry , ahole  all fit better !

My apologies Sir Larry the Nomad Ahole

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[ADK Native]

The news report recently stated that “many people” do not want to return to work.  Of course the main reason used is fear of contracting COVID-19.

So while these “non-essential” workers stayed safe, the “essential” workers were there for them providing medical services, emergency services, law enforcement services, utility services, food services and other “essential” services.  Imagine if those “essential” workers used the reason not to maintain civilization with the excuse they fear contracting COVID-19.  So now that it’s time to go back to work, their excuses are an insult to so many who have provided their needs.

Throughout the pandemic we have heard constantly “We are all in this together”.   Yes, but only because everyone is at risk to contract COVID-19.  So while many are in this together, not “all” are “in this together.”

[crappyice]

Great, but sad, point. Pretty sure all workers are becoming essential now in order to kick start the economy.


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[Rattler]

The reason they don't want to go back to work is because they are making more on unemployment then they would working again.  They want to wait until the unemployment runs out.  Employers knew this would happen when the govt added a $600 bonus to the unemployment checks.  

Is there anything the govt gets involved in they don't screw up?

 

[virgil]

On ‎5‎/‎17‎/‎2020 at 10:18 AM, Buckmaster7600 said:

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I always love how so many of these smartass memes have typos in them.  Really makes a statement.

[Rattler]

Yeah, sometimes illiterate people have more common sense than highly educated (indoctrinated) one's do.  

Edited May 20, 2020 by Rattler

[Deleted Account]

2 hours ago, virgil said:

I always love how so many of these smartass memes have typos in them.  Really makes a statement.

It's because most of them are being made at Russian troll farms

[Steuben Jerry]

3 hours ago, Rattler said:

The reason they don't want to go back to work is because they are making more on unemployment then they would working again.  They want to wait until the unemployment runs out.  Employers knew this would happen when the govt added a $600 bonus to the unemployment checks.  

Is there anything the govt gets involved in they don't screw up?

 

If a person refuses to come back to work, they have effectively quit and become ineligible for unemployment. There are various mandated (in NY) leaves they can take, but most of those are unpaid.