Manly Question for Pygmy

[Lawdwaz]

Moog.........

I have about 10 "likes" left for today, PM where you'd like 'em!

[moog5050]

19 minutes ago, Lawdwaz said:

Moog.........

I have about 10 "likes" left for today, PM where you'd like 'em!

Distribute them evenly to all EXCEPT those that knew the answer.  They failed the man card test immediately.  Lol

btw - I won't admit to having actually looked this question up.  It's not touching the floor or slightly longer.  No sir.  I have no idea the correct answer.  Now where is my raw meat.  I am hungry.  

[grampy]

Is it drapes or cutains in the sissy truck? Enquiring minds want to know!

[moog5050]

30 minutes ago, grampy said:

Is it drapes or cutains in the sissy truck? Enquiring minds want to know!

Double layer of sheer curtains with velvet drapes.   That's a knowledgeable question right there Grampy.  A man in the know.  

[Dinsdale]

21 minutes ago, moog5050 said:

Double layer of sheer curtains with velvet drapes.   That's a knowledgeable question right there Grampy.  A man in the know.  

Maybe add a dust ruffle for the seat covers. Just sayin'.

Edited September 19, 2016 by Dinsdale

[jjb4900]

1 hour ago, moog5050 said:

Lol.  Yea, I deny even posting this thread.  Once again, thank you Pygmy.  I am going to go shoot a gun or change the oil on my truck now (but the carpet stays).  

one question, latex gloves or no latex gloves when you change your oil?

[grampy]

One thing not to forget, is moog could out bench press all of us!

[moog5050]

51 minutes ago, jjb4900 said:

one question, latex gloves or no latex gloves when you change your oil?

Non latex.  I could get a nasty rash!   

[moog5050]

54 minutes ago, Dinsdale said:

Maybe add a dust ruffle for the seat covers. Just sayin'.

Great idea.  Keep em coming.  The sissy truck needs a little feminizing. 

[moog5050]

For all my concerned friends, first set of curtains hung. I am exhausted and need a break. This girly stuff is TOUGH!

[turkeyfeathers]

Great idea.  Keep em coming.  The sissy truck needs a little feminizing. 

Feminized


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[adkhunter71]

Thanks moog for the laugh....this is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time....pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[moog5050]

34 minutes ago, grampy said:

One thing not to forget, is moog could out bench press all of us!

As Mike Golic wisely stated:. "Fat don't cramp!"

[moog5050]

14 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Feminized


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Lol.  I once had a Ford Explorer with the v-6.  I told my buddy who had the same explorer but with the v-8 that I had to bring it to the shop.  No lie, he quickly responded "need to have the tampon changed?"   I couldn't stop laughing. 

[moog5050]

16 minutes ago, adkhunter71 said:

Thanks moog for the laugh....this is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time....pictures or it didn't happen.

 

Oh yea, lots of jokers here.  Just need to open the door a crack and in they come.  

[ELMER J. FUDD]

Well, I tried to find out, but my wife had very strong opinions, yet zero elaboration on why certain curtains go to the floor or just below the window. I'm now sleeping on the couch tonight.

[BizCT]

Have Biz contact his interior decorator. He did post pics of his living room that were in a magazine  

Haha. According to my dining room, they dont touch the floor. 1/2" off the bottom.

[Elmo]

Hang them however the wife wants them to be hung. That IS the manly answer and I'll tell you why. If the wife wants them touching the ground and you don't like it then that means you actually have an opinion on how the curtains should be hung. Me, I don't give two flying f&@ks how the curtains are hung so when my wife asks me to hang them just touching the ground, I don't agree not disagree. My response is "whatever...I don't give a s$&t and just hang the curtains.


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[stoneam2006]

Hang them however the wife wants them to be hung. That IS the manly answer and I'll tell you why. If the wife wants them touching the ground and you don't like it then that means you actually have an opinion on how the curtains should be hung. Me, I don't give two flying f&@ks how the curtains are hung so when my wife asks me to hang them just touching the ground, I don't agree not disagree. My response is "whatever...I don't give a s$&t and just hang the curtains.


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Same with painting lol just had this discussion as we painted Friday lol

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[Adkhunter1590]

Lol good stuff. I don't even begin to think about having an opinion on any sort of decoration inside the house. I could care less what color the walls are or how the curtains are hung. Though I will admit I did request thick sun blocking curtains for our bedroom....but common I work night shift a lot and a guys gotta sleep right!? It was that or I was grabbing the staple gun and some cardboard and fixing the problem once and for all! Haha.

But I totally agree with Elmo...whatever she wants cause I don't give a hoot.




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[Pygmy]

Whoever  owns the vagina makes the rules...

[bugsNbows]

PW'd there Pygmy?

[dbHunterNY]

well just don't slip and say "did you buy the right length because I don't know how they're supposed to go?"  she'll screw you to the wall and say hold them.

[Pygmy]

33 minutes ago, bugsNbows said:

 it PW'd there Pygmy?

Yeah, but, I don't know why...It's not like I GET any anymore..

I guess it's just easier to  agree and go along than to take  the  punishment if I don't...

Don't ALL guys do  it that way ?

Edited September 20, 2016 by Pygmy

[Cabin Fever]

WAYYY to close to hunting season to be pissing off the boss.........errrr....... I mean the old lady. (Just don't tell her I called her that.... )