You know you're a hunter when.......

[firehunter48]

So the wife comes home from school this afternoon and opens the fridge. she then turns around, gives me that "are you for real?" look and says.......

"You know you live with someone who hunts when you open your refrigerator and the first thing you see is a bottle of "DOE URINE"....

I thought it was quite humorous so i turned around looked her square in the face and said, "better here then in the bedroom right?" needless to say she didn't find that as amusing as i did.

so with that, i figured we could all have some fun with this. lets see what everyone else has to say about "You know you're a hunter when......."

and yes, i am bored as can be. and today, tomorrow and the drive to the land are going to be the longest of my life it feels like. this weekend will be the first time out this year so i figured why not kill some time and have some fun while we are at it

[sodfather]

Hey Im in Lancaster to, good to see some local hunters in my area

[BizCT]

you know your a hunter when you have a 24 hour period like this.....

1. all your thinking about is deer season while riding on the train home from grand central

2. and then driving home from the train station your behind someone the whole way who then pulls into their driveway and there are a bunch of deer on the side of his house and looks like a ton of acreage.

3. The next morning at the train station, you're figuring out how to ask that guy for permission to hunt his land without being creepy when saying you followed him home and noticed the deer on his property and then used google maps to look at his land. lol

[bubba]

the first time you pass on legal game and feel good about it

[Pygmy]

When you eat red meat 4 or 5 days a week but can't remember the last time you had beef.

[Caveman]

...you gripe about having to be up at 7 to be at work by 9 yet have no problem getting up at 4 to go hunting

[mxsmitz201]

...when you use your girlfriends tampons for scent wicks.

[screamon demon]

you spend your time reading the "live frm the stand" thread while on conference calls

[burmjohn]

you spend your time reading the "live frm the stand" thread while on conference calls

LOL!

[fasteddie]

Here are a few that I posted about a year ago ...................

You might be a Hard Core Bowhunter if:--

1. You have more parts than bows laying around the workshop;

2. You have 47 dozen aluminum arrows in various sizes ... none of which are straight;

3. Your archery tacklebox is bigger than your car trunk;

4. Your family is used to the smell of doe pee and cow in heat lure;

5. You have more sets of camo than you do business suits;

6. You bathe more in hunting camp than you do at home;

7. The neighbors no longer call the cops to report a scream when you're practicing with your bugle before elk season;

8. You've got more McKenzie body parts laying around your yard than most pro shops have in stock;

9. Your bowhunting setup cost more than your first honeymoon;

10. Your kids and dog forget who you are during the hunting seasons;

11. You only spend 8 hours a day at work so you can spend 16 hours a day sitting in a stand on the weekend;

12. Your grandmother/grandfather/uncle/aunt/cousin/etc have each been buried more than once and you attended each funeral ... or at least the boss thinks so;

13. You've ever mixed up your pee bottle and your thermos in the dark (My Joe this coffee sure has a whang to it!);

14. You spend more than 3 hours a day reading threads on the Bowsite!

15. You know the date of bow season but can't remember your anniversary.

16. Your scared of heights, but, have no problem hanging on a tree 20' up with one arm trying to hang a stand with the other.

17. Squirrels in your hunting area treat you like family.

18. Your regular street clothes are all shades of brown and green.

19. You're license plate is "BUKFVR", or "BUGLER".

20. A corner of your garage looks like a display for a museum entitled, "The History of Treestands."

21. You costantly estimate the range to everything

22. While watching tv that shows any game animal, you always look for the best angle and time to shoot.

23. It kills you to get up at 6:00 to go to work but you pop out of bed at 3:30 to go hunt.

24: If your neighbor's wife asks you to move your Mckenzies because her kids think they are real deer and they want you to stop killin em.

25: If you have eye-bolts screwed into the ceiling of the garage to hang deer on.

26: If you keep extra rolls of carpet around to put in the camper instead of trying to wash the blood out.

27. You go to a 3D shoot on Valentine's day and just leave flowers on the table

28. You compare the insides of your wife during a C section to deliver your baby to a gutpile. Been there, done that, regret the comment for the rest of my life.

29: If you've got targets placed strategically throughout the house so you can shoot after dark, with walkways blocked by baby gates to prevent injury to your spouse and kids.

30: If you've got a tree stand mounted to your chimney for practice.

31. The people who take your order by phone at Cabelas ask how the wife and kids are doing.

32. You wander aimlessly through the hunting department of your local Wal-Mart during the offseason.

33. Your wife has told you that she refuses to wear any more of that funny smelling "perfume" thats comes in the little brown bottle.

34. your buddies ask you how is it hanging and you say there not there draggin.

35. You go thru the drive-thru at a fast food joint and you're 3 year old child yells out at the intercom that he wants a super-sized order of backstraps.

36. You firmly anchor the mouthpiece of the phone to the same place at the corner of your mouth every time you use it.

37:If you have your own tray in the refrigerator for scents and lures 38:Your wife buys all your socks and underware at the bow shop

39:If your wife dosen't ware white or brown PJ's to bed during hunting season

40.If your water bill triple's during oct.& nov.

41.If your family eats dinner without ya during oct&nov

42.If your kids were afraid to have Santa land his sled on your roof

43. If your children have watched more hunting videos than Barney.

44. You've ever gotten road rash from sliding down the tree you're hugging;

45. The term "tree-hugger" to you means someone who bought a cheap deer stand;

46. You shave your arm more testing your broadheads than you shave your face using a razor;

47. You've ever used the words "Bubba, treestand, bigun and gutpile," in the same sentence;

48. You take out a third mortgage on your home so you join a deer lease;

49. Every right hand glove you own is missing 3 fingers.

50. For 4 months of the year your trunk looks like a search and rescue supply depot.

51. You have knee surgery on December 23 and you still go hunting on Christmas day.

52. You walk in the house before dark and your wife asks you what the he__ you are doing home.

53. Your kids don't realize they sell meat at grocery stores.

54. Your daughter thinks 'camo' is a color.

55. Your reindeer Christmas decorations have arrow holes in them.

56. You find ways to fit archery terms into your nickname.

57. You've got more than one arrow hole in the side of your shed/house/garage;

58. You've developed a taste for crackers with either vienna sausages, potted meat and/or Spam;

59. SPAM Mail is how your wife describes you after a weekend hunting trip;

60. You're more concerned about your feathers staying dry than catching pneumonia;

61. Your wife finds the equivalent to three rolls of toilet paper in bits and pieces in her washing machine after washing your hunting pants;

62. You own any item of clothing that carries a tag with a word ending in "TEX" written on it.

63. You can field dress a deer faster than you can change a baby;

64. After about a month of bow season the lady next door asks your wife if she is separated.

65. You Are legally blind but can hit a quarter at 40 yds

66. You have your kids put a 3-d target in the back of your 78 ford, and drive really slow. This allows you to practice on moving shots.

67. You have tree steps in all your tool boxes.

68. you show up befoe dark and your wife asks "How big is it"?

69. We know we are hard core bowhunters, when we can not number these things in order!

70. You have looked at Bill Jordan/ Will Primos/ ect... more than anyone else lately.

71. You have seen more hunting videos than you've seen videos with your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend!

72. You have had more bows in your life than toothbrushes.

73. You paint your car different colors of green, brown, gray, and black.

74. You shoot your bow so much that your release breaks!

75. You say the word buck,elk,moose,bear,caribou, or turkey in every sebtence.

76. when you take family vacations in the car and your wife has to drive at dusk and dawn so that I... er you can search the ditches and fields for deer.

77. You re driving and you spend more time checking the fields for deer that watching the road ahead.

78. You see a painting of woods and fields, and you analyze it for the best stand placement.

79. You read the word does in a sentence, and you automatically think of female whitetail deer. __________________

[steve863]

You know you are a hunter when what you choose to shoot and how you go about doing it brings you great satisfaction. And that satisfaction should be carried from the field to the table.

You know you are NOT a hunter when you obsess over how and what the guy on the next property is doing more than you do about your own hunting.

[mossy725]

When my wife starts to 'enjoy' the smell of earth scent wafers!

[tughillhunter]

When you change your work schedule from 7am- 3:30 to 5:30am-2 so u have more of an evening hunt

[First-light]

When you have a deer on top of your car and you pass a mini van loaded up with a family and they all give you the finger, including the 5 year old.

[firehunter48]

when its Wednesday night and you cant sleep all night because your too busy thinking about what clothes you are going to wear and in what layer on Saturday morning because its going to be cold out in the morning but going to get nice during the day so you don't wanna dress to warm because then your going to be hot. but at the same time you don't wanna dress to lightly because then you are going to be cold........

[BucktheBuck30-06]

When your watching verus nail some huge bucks,while you got your gear outside hanging for the day,and your online talking to a bunch of hubters that cant sleep at night so we all will be on this websire untill 4am when were leaving for the woods lol....AAAAAAAA I CANT WAIT

[BucktheBuck30-06]

U know you ready to hunt when you think so fast that you type so fast cause your all amped up and you spell half of what you were saying wrong lmao..but its ok cause im shure everyone will peice it together lol!!

[cynthiafu]

you guys funny lol i love all of them i really like number 28 lol . i am a wife and i thought that myself when i had a baby lol

lol

[Deerthug]

. . . you know you come from a hunting family when you call home from your camp and the first words out of your son's mouth is "Did ya get one and how big is it?"

[nybuckboy]

...when you use your girlfriends tampons for scent wicks.

Very Good Idea!!!! hmmmm

[BizCT]

when people in your family plan their pregnancies, wedddings, etc for the spring.

[Karpteach]

When you your wife asks you for money and claim your broke ... 2 minutes later your bidding for a new quiver on eBay....., and your wife gets the text about it.:/

[GreeneHunter]

When your late for Thanksgiving Dinner because your still tracking the Blood Trail !

[Deerthug]

When your late for Thanksgiving Dinner because your still tracking the Blood Trail !

Actually happened to me

[screamon demon]

When your 3 year old cries his eyes out when you come home without a deer (happened sunday)