My Deer Season Is Ruined!

[Hoss315er]

Damn..i tried all those tricks and I still get diaper and bath and changing clothes duty!! Especially now that my wife is suffering from morning sickness it's even worse! I spent all last weekend doing nothing but taking care of the baby and house chores while she was laid up on the couch puking. The only thing I've managed to do badly enough and get out of completely is laundry...apparently colors and whites don't mix and I wasn't supposed to wash my work clothes with baby clothes or put baby stuff or her stuff in the dryer. whoops. O well win for me! Lol

 

I don't understand.....what are these house chores you speak of? Is it like that noise maker that the wife turns on and rolls across the floor back and forth when I'm trying to watch TV?

 

As for laundry. I used to wash my hunting clothes before season....but I always called her down to the basement and ask her how the washer works. She washed them this year. I advised her to use the special detergent and the dryer sheets I have and to then place them in the garbage bag inside a tote.

 

Wives are trainable. You just have to start early. Like Force Fetching a retriever. You may get some resistance at first.

Edited October 25, 2013 by Hoss315er

[Paula]

I don't understand.....what are these house chores you speak of? Is it like that noise maker that the wife turns on and rolls across the floor back and forth when I'm trying to watch TV?

 

As for laundry. I used to wash my hunting clothes before season....but I always called her down to the basement and ask her how the washer works. She washed them this year. I advised her to use the special detergent and the dryer sheets I have and to then place them in the garbage bag inside a tote.

 

Wives are trainable. You just have to start early. Like Force Fetching a retriever. You may get some resistance at first.

 

Must be proud that you are able to train someone

[steve863]

I think any wife with a newborn child would get mighty pissed (and rightfully so) if all her husband thought about was how he could avoid helping out and how he could go hunting instead.  A good husband and father gives priority to his wife and child.  Hunting is not as important, actually it's way down on the list in the scheme of what should be important in life.

 

 

 

[LuckyPickle123]

I don't understand.....what are these house chores you speak of? Is it like that noise maker that the wife turns on and rolls across the floor back and forth when I'm trying to watch TV?

 

As for laundry. I used to wash my hunting clothes before season....but I always called her down to the basement and ask her how the washer works. She washed them this year. I advised her to use the special detergent and the dryer sheets I have and to then place them in the garbage bag inside a tote.

 

Wives are trainable. You just have to start early. Like Force Fetching a retriever. You may get some resistance at first.

 

LOL you're killing me with these posts

[Adkhunter1590]

Lmao. I think she's got me trained. That's alright she and the baby are worth it. Hunting is what I love to do but family always comes first. Once they are taken care of its game on!

[Hoss315er]

Must be proud that you are able to train someone

 

What do you think "raising" children is....essentially, you are training a person.

 

And, I hope you take my above posts lightheartedly.

[Paula]

What do you think "raising" children is....essentially, you are training a person.

 

And, I hope you take my above posts lightheartedly.

 

I don't have kids, i do see them being trained but not a grown person.

 

 

[Five Seasons]

Ruined! Just go hunt. Newborns just sleep, eat and poo.

If it's sleeping....hunt.

If it's hungry...go hunting; not like you can lactate, right?

As for poo and diapers, I changed maybe 5 diapers total....put it on backwards, too tight, too loose and take too long to do it and you will be relieved of diaper dooty.....so, go hunt.

Wife will text you pics and you reply with something like..."Ahh, so cute. Can't wait till kid is old enough to take hunting."

Dude. You sound like a winner. Leave the wife to do all the work and get up during the night?

[YFKI1983]

Congrats man. I'm expecting my first as well. Due in April, impeccable planning...I told my wife she can't touch me the 1 quarter of the year : )

[5.9cummins]

You won't regret it. Besides you will always have a excuse to be in the woods. I love taking my kids hunting.

[IronBucks]

Congratulations!!!

[beachpeaz]

Congrats!  There is nothing more precious in life than your own children!!  Cherrish every moment of it.

[Hoss315er]

Train  Raise them right!!! My daughter gives me big buck, good luck kisses before I go hunting.

[Elmo]

11/8/2013 at 5:56 PM.

 

 

[silent death]

Congrats

[pewlodar]

Congrats!

[Kot2B]

Congrats Elmo!

[Doewhacker]

Great news!!! Congrats

[Cabin Fever]

Congrats!

[Steve7]

Congrats Elmo.  

[JALA RUT]

Congrats Elmo...I see a youth hunt in your future!

[Meat Manager]

Nice work, even if you're lady did 99%!  

 

I got one 20 months ago, cut my hunting time in half, but I've harvested twice as many deer since.  

Edited November 9, 2013 by Meat Manager

[Pav2704]

Congrats!!

[burmjohn]

Grats

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[Adkhunter1590]

Kids are a good luck charm sometimes. My 9 month old gave me "kisses" (more like slobbering lol) the other night before I walked out the door to hunt and I shot a 6 point that night. Congrats on a healthy baby elmo. Your world is deff gonna change now. Stock up on anything with caffine for those sleepless nights!