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What are You Going to Be for Halloween?

ELMER J. FUDD

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crappyice Grand Master

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My 8 year old wants to be Si from sucky dynasty...so he's making me be Willy since I am growing my hunting beard. I'm a big fan if Halloween for the kids- only time yo can do stuff your not supposed to and it's ok. Take candy from a stranger, walk the streets in dark, power load MMs and mini snickers- can't get any better!

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you guys would look like you belong at certain clubs in the hamptons lol

And what would those clubs be called ?

" The Royal Order of Rump Rangers " ?

" The Never Leave Your Buddy's Behind Club" ?

" The ALLOW ME TO PUSH UP YOUR STOOL Lounge" ?

" The Rock Hudson Memorial Twinkie Emporium" ?

" The Truman Capote Pinkie Dinkie Club " ?

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And what would those clubs be called ?

" The Royal Order of Rump Rangers " ?

" The Never Leave Your Buddy's Behind Club" ?

" The ALLOW ME TO PUSH UP YOUR STOOL Lounge" ?

" The Rock Hudson Memorial Twinkie Emporium" ?

" The Truman Capote Pinkie Dinkie Club " ?

 

 

never heard of those, is that where you go??

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To quote a line from " Blazing Saddles"...

" Oh no...Mongo STRAIGHT"...

Actually in 1972 when I was in the Navy and serving on a destroyer home ported in Brooklyn, a few of my buddies and I went into a bar on 47th St in Manhattan called " Dirty Edna's"...

By the time we ordered a beer we had realized that there no WOMEN in the place..Then we noticed some guys getting real FRIENDLY with each other. We formed a little circle, BACK TO BACK, and then quickly drank our beers and got out of there..LOL...

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Lol! Like the blue oyster in police academy

Funny story, me and my best friend went to Aruba one year. This was like our second or 3rd night and had a routine of about 15 differnt bars,clubs and hotels we went in every night to get drinks. When we worked our way down into town we stopped in at the paddock. A totally straight bar we went to the night before. Well we were already completly buzzed up and it was my turn for the rounds, I ran to the bar taking note to nothing else but our drinks. I order 6 vodka 7s 2 for each of us. While ordering my buddy is like genooo, gennooo wait, I'm like dave I know what your drinking hang on. I get the drinks and hand them off and they are both looking at me and say take a look around. I look around, it's raining men is on, guys dancing from the poles in underwear. Boy you wanna see 3 guys down 2 drinks each in a hurry lmao. We went by the next night and it was a regular night. I guess it was gay night that night lol

Nothing against them, one of best freinds was gay. But going in with a club full of dudes checking ya out is no fun lol. Now I know how girls feel at a bar when 97 guys are checking them out

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