Terms and Phrases that you LIKE

[BizCT]

I swear I've never done this before

(Pretend good girl, really a Hewa)

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Edited February 19, 2016 by Biz-R-OWorld

[The_Real_TCIII]

"Hewa" lol. I read this in Paulie Walnuts' voice

[blurr18us]

Ya can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

[LET EM GROW]

"gentlemen please, rest your sphincters"

 

 

[Chris B]

6 in one, half a dozen in the other

[Water Rat]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

 

                                                                                          

[Rockspek]

"one way or da nudder yur noodlin!"

[Meat First]

Evacuate my bowels

[grampy]

Is it cold in here or does she really think I'm cute?

[halfnelson]

Ooooh well!  If you're gonna act like a turd, go lay out in the yard!  Pleeeze Louize! ...my way of thinking...Thank God!!!

 

[LET EM GROW]

"I think he said the sheriff is near" 

[Pygmy]

" Somebody's gotta go back and get a S**TLOAD of dimes !"

[Meat First]

They're real and they are fabulous!

[Elmo]

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

 

[Elmo]

I need to send a fax to Cleveland.

[turkeyfeathers]

I need to send a fax to Cleveland.

Is that like taking the Browns to the Superbowl?

[turkeyfeathers]

Big Bird

"Everyone makes mistakes "

[Elmo]

Is that like taking the Browns to the Superbowl?

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=send+a+fax+to+cleveland

[Fehyd643]

"Mosquitos so big they could f$@# a turkey flat-footed" (description of Ft. Polk right before a JRTC deployment made by the CO of a Scout company)

[Nomad]

It's better to keep him inside the tent pissing out, then outside the tent passing in .

[fasteddie]

"Hurry up and wait" !

[wildcat junkie]

She has a certain "slutty quality" that I like in a woman.

[GreeneHunter]

" Mill around Smartley "

[fasteddie]

"If mama aint happy , aint nobody gonna be happy" !

 

Happy wife , happy life ! 

 

[wildcat junkie]

My favorite Ron White line. "I didn't know how many of 'em it was going to take to kick my a$$, but I knew how many they were gong to use!