ORIGINAL writings on bathroom walls...

[Pygmy]

We have all read such classics as " Here I sit, broken hearted.."   on ****house walls...

What about some original ones you've read over the years..?

Several  come to my mind from a place in Addison named The Ritz Cafe'...It has been closed for years and the building now houses a church, of all things...<<smirk>>...

These date back to the early 1960s...

"  Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal.  It makes them soggy and hard to light".

" Please do not pee on the floor.  The janitor has holes in his shoes..

" Stand closer....That ain't no WINCHESTER you're holding.."

 

[Zem18]

'For a good time, call your Mom. I did and it was great"

 

 

This one was in the outhouse at my grandparents cottage on Cayuga growing up

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat"

 

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Edited December 2, 2016 by Zem18

[Salmon_Run]

If it's brown flush it down; if it's yellow let it mellow.

 

[grampy]

Killroy was here.......

If the toilet is clogged. Don't muck it. Just turn around. And go in a bucket.

[Salmon_Run]

"If you ever feel powerless just remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant"

 

[Salmon_Run]

How long is a minute?

It depends on which side of this door you are on...

[kpkot]

Im more into the artwork some people draw. I saw one other day titled "titty dicks". I took a picture  because I have a ten year olds sense of humor.

[Big Indian]

Your holding yours in the bar while your wife is holding mine

[BizCT]

Saw this in a Boulder CO bar a few years ago


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[GreeneHunter]

If you shake it more than twice your playing with it !

[gopher]

Don't look here the jokes in your hand

[Larry]

Hey back in the 80’s my name and phone number was in almost every woman’s bathroom in Rochester. For a good time call Larry, that was till I got caught in the woman’s room in this bar writing on the walls.

[smokecreeks guy]

Edited December 2, 2016 by smokecreeks guy

[Otto]

Over the men's urinal:

We aim to please, you aim too, please!

[Lawdwaz]

Good stuff!

Funny thing though (and true) is that I've got my eyes closed when I'm in the john as I'm afraid I'm going to chisel a hole in the darned urinal..............can't read graffiti with your blinkers shut.

[Zag]

I have two,

In front of the urinal it said stand closer is not as big as u think,

In the crapper, send me you poop pic with a phone number next to it

[bugsNbows]

Dude #1... Da*n, this water is cold. Dude #2, Yeah, and deep too. 

[philoshop]

In a bar in New Orleans in 1979:

"For a good time call (phone #). If no answer, try again in 3 to 5 years."

In the bathroom of a merchant sailor flophouse I was remodeling, same city and same year, under the first layer of drywall I removed:"Be very wary of that hairy girl Mary who frequents the pub owned by a guy named Larry." Ahh, sailor poetry at it's finest.

[Pygmy]

Mary sounds like my kind of girl...  I like 'em fully feathered.....<<grin>>.....

[Moosemaple]

Players with short bats, please stand closer to the plate.

[GreeneHunter]

4 hours ago, bugsNbows said:

Dude #1... Da*n, this water is cold. Dude #2, Yeah, and deep too. 

Dude #3 ... yeah but the traps clear !