It happened one Easter...

[Robhuntandfish]

A blonde wig in the leaves.......and the words "Pygmy'd" spelled out in yellow snow...

Edited March 27, 2018 by Robhuntandfish

[crappyice]

However the nearby footprints could never be associated with a fellow named “Pygmy.” Paterson-Gimlon were summoned via seance by Bill Schmidt to investigate the Squatchy presence.

What they discovered was...


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[WNYBuckHunter]

a Chupacabra humping the leg of Lawdwaz, who was passed out on the stairs leading to the deck. A puddle of drool was frozen to the wood and connected to his lip with an icicle. An empty 40 oz bottle of Golden Anniversary was not far away.

[Robhuntandfish]

An X file was opened and Agent BIZ was called in to investigate.....

[WNYBuckHunter]

Agent Biz and his partner (in more than one way) Agent Grow showed up on the scene. Agent Biz surveyed the area while Agent Grow lifted a 450lb barrel of investigator tools out of the trunk of their Grand Maquis with one hand...

[fasteddie]

Un beknown by Agent Grow , Agent Burmjohn was surveying the situation with his $30,000 government drone . Meanwhile Bubba and the militia were trying to shoot down the drone .

[philoshop]

...but the drone was cleverly disguised as a mourning dove, which everyone knows is not currently legal to shoot. It was allowed to escape. It was tracked to a site where it was found hidden inside...a whooping crane.

Meanwhile, the squirrel got away... Paula's dogs were very unhappy, and Wooly's dog really wanted another beer...Bizzaro showed up with a six-pack, but nobody had a bottle opener....or ammo for the Weatherby....

 

[dbHunterNY]

no matter because bubba still had a sore ass and couldn't hit anything anyway.  as it turns out back in field of beams were Brian almost fell his monumentus arrow carrying such momentum was released! it was that arrow, that fell from the heavens and skewered bubba in the buttock, that caused bubba's fall.
biz had kicked back into agent mode.  As agent Biz and Grow pieced it all together a giant pink bunny drifted into an alley filled with purplish pink haze and the newly discovered arrow evidence was now missing, with only tractor tire marks to follow. As agent grow struggled to take notes in her government issue Kindle, agent Biz shouted "to the Yelling Goat!".....

Edited March 27, 2018 by dbHunterNY

[Lawdwaz]

.......on the edge of darkness, all bets were off.   A cool evening ensued with a light drizzle and calm winds.  The County Coroner was on scene but was baffled at what he found.  The deceased was a good looking man of slight build, who in God's name would want to harm HIM?

It was setting up to be a long night for the authorities in the Bristol Hills............

[Robhuntandfish]

Biz had a lot on his mind but remained on task despite the thoughts of the taste of a Friday night beer and the mysterious nature of his partner ....  He had seen all this before ...drones, pink bunny hair, blonde wigs, orange vests, DNA, ....it was nothing new to him but he just needed that one clue to bring it all together......

[fasteddie]

a clue led them to travel to the Bronx at an address belonging to Uptown Redneck . Uptown wasn't home and it was assumed that he was Downtown . The neighbors wouldn't help with the investigators because they were drug dealers who stuck together and didn't snitch on one another . then out of the blue ...........

[grampy]

.....uptown, upchucked a pink marshmello peep. Not feeling well, he looked for a remedy from Doc......

[crappyice]

....who seemed to only offer seemingly endlessly advice with little remedy for the afflicted unless a dose of nostalgia is what the Dr order.

Thankfully sodfather was on scene with ....


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[Pygmy]

A WINE ENEMA, which was just what Doc needed to spew forth the vital information !!

[reeltime]

through the course of Biz's investigation he discovered that Bill had an alias of quavers59 and was known to now be hanging out with a bunch of old gobblers that were not suffering from a bad case of cabin fever.

 

[moog5050]

37 minutes ago, reeltime said:

through the course of Biz's investigation he discovered that Bill had an alias of quavers59 and was known to now be hanging out with a bunch of old gobblers that were not suffering from a bad case of cabin fever.

 

Yet the usernames Dbhunterand Buckmaster continued to surface during the course of his investigation.   It all started to make sense when Biz learned that, in reality , these two .... 

[Robhuntandfish]

We're Russian Asian double agents. One speaking Russian and the other Asian....and they had infiltrated a hunter forum in the NY area .,....

[grampy]

...to garner information from a found kindle, to feed the fake media, to entertain a bunch of hunters in a long off season. So I went outside, took a deep breath of freash air and......

[Pygmy]

FARTED  !!...Well, I intended to fart, but then I was rudely reminded that my colon is not as trustworthy as it was when I was younger.... SOOO  as I was "diamond cheeking"  toward the bathroom  , a large pink NIGHTMARE suddenly blocked my path....

[Robhuntandfish]

......it was a damn good thing I wore the brown pants today, cause all bets were now off!  All I saw was a pink whirling dervish of overwhelming force overtake me and the wind from the bloody leaf blower took my breath away, i tried to......

[crappyice]

...to become a Real Hunter For the Seasons of Whitetails but realized that I just love the taste of button bucks topping the scales at 220 pounds of usable meat.
If only Nomad was here he would certainly supply....


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[steve863]

Governor Cuomo was at the Easter day parade and was very annoyed that a float celebrating the 2nd amendment was allowed to march in the parade.   In protest he decided to lie down in front of it to not allow it to pass by the main viewing area on Main Street.  The float was not deterred and continued to run right over the Governor.  Cheers erupted from the crowd!  All the CCW permit holders in attendance pulled out their weapons and in unison fired joyously into to the air in celebration!!

[crappyice]

Governor Cuomo was at the Easter day parade and was very annoyed that a float celebrating the 2nd amendment was allowed to march in the parade.   In protest he decided to lie down in front of it to not allow it to pass by the main viewing area on Main Street.  The float was not deterred and continued to run right over the Governor.  Cheers erupted from the crowd!  All the CCW permit holders in attendance pulled out their weapons and in unison fired joyously into to the air in celebration!!

Uh oh...Looks like STEVE863 dropped the hammer on this one!!!


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[moog5050]

7 minutes ago, crappyice said:

Uh oh...Looks like STEVE863 dropped the hammer on this one!!!


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He is now in the pokey charged with safe act violations.  Likely retribution for his comments.  

[grampy]

.....And while STEVE863 was in the pokey, he met another inmate, and asked him what Easter dinner was like in the joint? The other inmate said robo spam, with a side of........