Terms and Phrases that you LIKE

[fasteddie]

" If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs , then maybe you don't understand the situation " !

[wildcat junkie]

Marines are like seagulls...

 

They squawk, eat s**t, and follow the Navy....( Navy  Slogan)...<<grin>>.....

 

Why does the Navy have Marines on board ships?

 

Because sheep are too conspicuous!

Edited February 20, 2016 by wildcat junkie

[fasteddie]

Why does the Navy have Marines on board ships?

 

 

To keep the swabbies from going AWOL ..................

[Pygmy]

wildcat junkie, on 19 Feb 2016 - 8:43 PM, said:

Why does the Navy have Marines on board ships?

 

Because sheep are too conspicuous!

 

So that the sailors have somebody to dance with !

[Elmo]

The only thing that hurts me is pain.

[turkeyfeathers]

Scotsman wear kilts because sheep can hear zippers

[Tughill Tamer]

Steak and sex my favorite pair I get them both very rare

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[RoadKill44]

1) I don't recall anything I've ever forgotten.

 

2) The third Saturdays in November are too far apart.

 

3) Money is NOT the root of all evil, unless you strongly believe you don't have enough.

Edited February 20, 2016 by RoadKill44

[Nomad]

I only shoot management bucks , any buck that I can manage to shoot !

[RoadKill44]

If it's brown, it's down.

[or after a week of no buck sightings]

I'm hunting brown and down today.

 

Edited February 20, 2016 by RoadKill44

[Merlot]

I remember the one said to the German by Colonel  Mccauliff at battle of the Bulge...He said "NUTS" I liked that one. 

[turkeyfeathers]

Ballz said the queen , if I had them I'd be king

[Pygmy]

" If thy aunt had cojones she would be thy uncle"

From Hemingway's " For Whom the Bell Tolls"..

That is my all time favorite novel.

One of my prized possessions is a first edition of it ( 1940) that my daughter bought me for Christmas one year.

Edited February 20, 2016 by Pygmy

[Dom]

Where's the Beef

[crappyice]

If "if and buts" were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas!

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[Tughill Tamer]

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose

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[Dom]

Going to drop the Browns off at the superbowl

[wildcat junkie]

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose

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If they put your brain in a matchbox it would roll around like a pea in a boxcar.

 

I think that was Doc Adams to Festus Hagen in an old episode of "Gunsmoke".

 

[The_Real_TCIII]

If they put your brain in a matchbox it would roll around like a pea in a boxcar.

I think that was Doc Adams to Festus Hagen in an old episode of "Gunsmoke".

my buddies dad used to say " you can take everything he knows about (subject), roll it up in tinfoil, stick it up a canary's a$$, and it would look like a BB in a boxcar"

[The_Real_TCIII]

One I like from 3D is "inside out X" or "Pinwheeled". I didn't hear it enough today

Edited February 21, 2016 by The_Real_TCIII

[nyantler]

"No, I don;t have that... But, I do have a guitar string with Gene Autry's fingerprint."

[airedale]

"The older I get the more I know how little I knew when I thought I knew it all"

 

Al

 

 

 

 

[chas0218]

"You got to be 2% smarter than the equipment your working with." While you're watching someone struggle to use something.

 

"You know why they hire the handicap?

"no"

"They're fun to watch." Again while you are watching someone struggle doing something.

 

"Another day, another dollar."

 

"I've got an axe to grind with (insert name)"

 

When using some power equipment one of the old timer college professors told me "Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your d!ck"

[diplomat019]

You have to lick it before you stick it.

[RoadKill44]

You have to lick it before you stick it.

Not the new postage stamps, you don't.

 

How about: "The hurry'er I go, the behind'er I get."