moog5050 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 If you leave precut melon from wegmans in it’s plastic container for about 2.5 weeks in the fridge, it turns to about 150 proof. I was a bit too adventurous today in tasting the stuff in the back. Yowzers. Now I see how they make prison wine. Just let fruit sit! Time to clean out fridge. 8 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Doesn’t work with frozen asparagus though . I was going to make “ my “ pasta dish the other night, but we lacked fresh asparagus, well the Mrs said there’s a bag in the freezer , not wanted to go to the store for fresh I pulled it out . It was all dried up, and when I tasted it impossible to chew , best by date ? 2009 ........ 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 And she still thought I should give it a go , I fight an uphill battle here . Awhile back Romain lettuce was recalled for E. coli , she would not ,let me throw out ours as we already had some and didn’t die I guess . This is what I get for marring a farm girl who had no heat upstairs in her house and you couldn’t take a shower because the cows got the water first . 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moog5050 Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 12:20 AM, Nomad said: And she still thought I should give it a go , I fight an uphill battle here . Awhile back Romain lettuce was recalled for E. coli , she would not ,let me throw out ours as we already had some and didn’t die I guess . This is what I get for marring a farm girl who had no heat upstairs in her house and you couldn’t take a shower because the cows got the water first . Expand On the other hand, you got access to some solid hunting land. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncountry Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 12:20 AM, Nomad said: This is what I get for marring a farm girl who had no heat upstairs in her house and you couldn’t take a shower because the cows got the water first . Expand Ha.ha. Heat upstairs? That IS luxurious. Dont tell my wife that most others have this luxury...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 12:55 AM, ncountry said: Ha.ha. Heat upstairs? That IS luxurious. Dont tell my wife that most others have this luxury...lol Expand I agree....I didn't have it growing up, and never did either of my wives....In fact I STILL don't have it.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 1:24 AM, Pygmy said: I agree....I didn't have it growing up, and never did either of my wives....In fact I STILL don't have it.... Expand We all know your heat is downstairs anyways Dan!!! 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Rat Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/2/2021 at 8:20 PM, moog5050 said: If you leave precut melon from wegmans in it’s plastic container for about 2.5 weeks in the fridge, it turns to about 150 proof. I was a bit too adventurous today in tasting the stuff in the back. Yowzers. Now I see how they make prison wine. Just let fruit sit! Time to clean out fridge. Expand Years ago when I worked at Sing Sing , we caught some inmates making “hootch”.They were using pigeon droppings for the yeast to make it into alcohol. Fun times. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_TCIII Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 12:20 AM, Nomad said: And she still thought I should give it a go , I fight an uphill battle here . Awhile back Romain lettuce was recalled for E. coli , she would not ,let me throw out ours as we already had some and didn’t die I guess . This is what I get for marring a farm girl who had no heat upstairs in her house and you couldn’t take a shower because the cows got the water first .My wife is the exact opposite. If I take the milk out just long enough to pour some she doesn't trust itSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy K Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 The secret ingredient in prison booze is to let it sit in the toilet. Perhaps BM7600 will be around to confirm , i bet he's seen his share of contraband . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Rat Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 2:51 AM, Jeremy K said: The secret ingredient in prison booze is to let it sit in the toilet. Perhaps BM7600 will be around to confirm , i bet he's seen his share of contraband . Expand No.....that’s the first place the Officers would look. If it’s found in your cell , you own it. They usually like to hide it in “common areas”.... i.e. slop sinks , showers , gym , flats etc... When it’s found you can’t pin it on anyone... unless you have a jailhouse snitch. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterfowler Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 1:39 AM, Water Rat said: Years ago when I worked at Sing Sing , we caught some inmates making “hootch”.They were using pigeon droppings for the yeast to make it into alcohol. Fun times. Lol Expand Guess the inmates are a little smarter around here, they use bread instead of pigeon crap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moho81 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/2/2021 at 8:20 PM, moog5050 said: If you leave precut melon from wegmans in it’s plastic container for about 2.5 weeks in the fridge, it turns to about 150 proof. I was a bit too adventurous today in tasting the stuff in the back. Yowzers. Now I see how they make prison wine. Just let fruit sit! Time to clean out fridge. Expand That new Raptor really cut into your Booze fund huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moog5050 Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 12:47 PM, Moho81 said: That new Raptor really cut into your Booze fund huh? Expand Fully offset by the new survival lint business. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 (edited) On 2/3/2021 at 1:27 PM, moog5050 said: Fully offset by the new survival lint business. Expand Actually frosted Pop Tarts burn really well too . I had i nice fire going in our toaster oven years ago . I’ve read they now carry a fire hazard warning label . They’re also one of the top items bought ahead of approaching hurricanes , so much so Wal Mart ships them from other stores to stores in the hurricane zone . Fun food fact day ! https://www.southernliving.com/news/walmart-strawberry-pop-tarts-hurricane Edited February 3, 2021 by Nomad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnplav Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 We found some old eggnog in the fridge door this morning... @moog5050 it’s all yours if you want it! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moog5050 Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 8:41 PM, johnplav said: We found some old eggnog in the fridge door this morning... @moog5050 it’s all yours if you want it! Expand Give it another month and call me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Culvercreek hunt club Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 8:53 PM, moog5050 said: Give it another month and call me. Expand Just a note...chili doesn't ferment...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moog5050 Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 8:59 PM, Culvercreek hunt club said: Just a note...chili doesn't ferment...lol Expand We ate the chili. Very good! Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowin Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 2/2/2021 at 8:20 PM, moog5050 said: If you leave precut melon from wegmans in it’s plastic container for about 2.5 weeks in the fridge, it turns to about 150 proof. I was a bit too adventurous today in tasting the stuff in the back. Yowzers. Now I see how they make prison wine. Just let fruit sit! Time to clean out fridge. Expand Last summer I tossed some old watermelon to the chickens. They were walking sideways and like most drunk ladies, were quite loud. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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