Toilet Paper

[Pygmy]

Are you a FOLDER or a WADDER  ??....

I am a confirmed lifetime folder....  I always use at least 4 sheets for the first wipe, because the first wipe is always the wettest....

[greg54]

  On 6/21/2022 at 8:04 PM, Pygmy said:

Are you a FOLDER or a WADDER  ??....

I am a confirmed lifetime folder....  I always use at least 4 sheets for the first wipe, because the first wipe is always the wettest....

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Who gives a sh#t!!! LOL

[BizCT]

Fold. 3 sheets, folded into one. Many times only 1 wipe is needed. Nobody is really a wadder, are they?

[SpacemanSpiff]

  On 6/21/2022 at 9:07 PM, BizCT said:

Fold. 3 sheets, folded into one. Many times only 1 wipe is needed. Nobody is really a wadder, are they?

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The only folks that wad dont own or maintain a septic system. That said, folder. 

[BizCT]

  On 6/21/2022 at 9:10 PM, SpacemanSpiff said:

The only folks that wad dont own or maintain a septic system. That said, folder. 

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Great point. We go paper thin TP with a septic.

[Lawdwaz]

Fold…

[Pygmy]

  On 6/21/2022 at 9:12 PM, Lawdwaz said:

Fold…

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I knew it...That's why you're my hero, Larry !!.....

[Pygmy]

  On 6/21/2022 at 9:24 PM, Pygmy said:

I knew it...That's why you're my hero, Larry !!.....

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We're starting to see a trend here...Seems like everyone who has their s**t together are folders...

[DirtTime]

Fold. I feel like I just watched a dinosaur video, WTF.

[bugsNbows]

WGAS?

[Lawdwaz]

  On 6/21/2022 at 10:20 PM, blackbeltbill said:

Now- now-- getting too personal- LOL!

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Are you blushing Bill?

[doebuck1234]

Fold,septic here!

[Robhuntandfish]

  On 6/21/2022 at 9:07 PM, BizCT said:

Fold. 3 sheets, folded into one. Many times only 1 wipe is needed. Nobody is really a wadder, are they?

No bidet in CT ? Savage.

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[First-light]

Gross subject! On a hunting site!!! lol

[DirtTime]

  On 6/21/2022 at 11:31 PM, First-light said:

Gross subject! On a hunting site!!! lol

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Well, seeing I don't hold it until I get back from a hunt, like many other folks, it comes with the territory of hunting. I guess mentioning having to use a pine cone on occasion would really get the belly turning.

[fasteddie]

I am a folder .......

[First-light]

  On 6/21/2022 at 11:45 PM, DirtTime said:

Well, seeing I don't hold it until I get back from a hunt, like many other folks, it comes with the territory of hunting. I guess mentioning having to use a pine cone on occasion would really get the belly turning.

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Rub your ass on the moss of a rock. Won't hurt as bad.

 

[Lawdwaz]

  On 6/21/2022 at 9:26 PM, Pygmy said:

We're starting to see a trend here...Seems like everyone who has their s**t together are folders...

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There isn't a snowballs chance in hell a wadder is going to admit to it now........they'd be shamed off the site PDQ. 

Next question? 

 

[Lawdwaz]

  On 6/21/2022 at 11:45 PM, DirtTime said:

Well, seeing I don't hold it until I get back from a hunt, like many other folks, it comes with the territory of hunting. I guess mentioning having to use a pine cone on occasion would really get the belly turning.

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You don't wear socks?

[BizCT]

  On 6/21/2022 at 11:27 PM, Robhuntandfish said:

No bidet in CT ? Savage.

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1 of our bathrooms had it. We had it removed actually.


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[grampy]

Fold and wipe.

Fold and wipe.

Till there is no more brown in sight.

[DirtTime]

  On 6/22/2022 at 12:03 AM, First-light said:

Rub your ass on the moss of a rock. Won't hurt as bad.

 

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Cold rocks cause hemorrhoids. Pine cones leave a fresh scent back there, though a bit sticky.

 

 

  On 6/22/2022 at 12:06 AM, Lawdwaz said:

You don't wear socks?

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  On 6/22/2022 at 12:15 AM, blackbeltbill said:

  I already ran a - Tree Squat Thread some time back. 

  Another pair of Brown Jersey Gloves left behind.

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Reply to both of yous:

I don't use my socks or gloves. Hard to scrape chit out of the inside of a boot if you use a sock. If you use a glove and then have to pick your nose.......................................

[Pygmy]

  On 6/22/2022 at 12:40 AM, grampy said:

Fold and wipe.

Fold and wipe.

Till there is no more brown in sight.

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Nice poem ..Hehehehe.. Reminds me of the outhouse back on the farm.. We  couldn't afford toilet paper, so we had a sack of  red corncobs and a sack of white corncobs...You'd wipe with a couple of red corncobs  and then you'd wipe with a white corncob to see if you needed any more RED corncobs...

[LET EM GROW]

Folder, MAny times a folded up piece of pleasure paper can be used a second time.. as many times they arent the most solid types of messes! lol 

[Nomad]

Fold, if rolling over your hand is considered folding .

Im a once a day, as soon as I get up guy , seated 20 seconds max .