Terms and Phrases that you LIKE

[Elmo]

Right now, it's the four most relieving words my wife can whispers to me at night.

 

"He (the baby) is finally asleep"

[virgil]

Lighten up, Francis.

[wooly]

Sunny today, with highs in the upper 80's!

[NYbuck50]

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever

[NFA-ADK]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

[fasteddie]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I am the meanest SOB in the valley ! ( USMC slogan )

[Pygmy]

Marines are like seagulls...

 

They squawk, eat s**t, and follow the Navy....( Navy  Slogan)...<<grin>>.....

[ELMER J. FUDD]

6 of one, half dozen of the other.

[Dom]

Up Sheet's crick without A paddle

[tj1187]

No sense being ignorant unless you show it.

[Mr VJP]

1/2 Minute of Angle  

 

"Send It!"

 

[Jeremy K]

Its not the falling that hurts ,its the sudden stop at the end.

[bubba]

You have to be two people.  There is no way one can be that stupid

[Mr VJP]

I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

 

 

[philoshop]

Don't ask me why. I sign your paycheck.

[Mr VJP]

Obama's supporters include those who sign the back of government checks, but have never signed the front of one.

 

[FX62]

Good sense isn't very common

[bkln]

Good sense isn't very common

 

You mean common sense...?

[Pygmy]

Up Sheet's crick without A paddle

 

Politically correct version :

 

Up that familiar tributary without a means of propulsion....

[surmn8er]

Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.

[SteveB]

Never let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash.

[ELMER J. FUDD]

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[Pygmy]

" Does a duck's ass pucker in a power dive ? "

[Pygmy]

Erotic is when you tickle her with a feather...

KINKY is when you use the whole chicken...

[Two Track]

"he couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel"

 

"got a box of rocks smarter than [insert a name]"