Hunting Stereotypes

[Five Seasons]

thought this was pretty classic

 

[Caveman]

Saw that the other day. I'm the "blind napper" only because they didn't include a "can't find my stand Sam."

My group also has a rage monster and a buy it all bob.

Edited October 8, 2015 by Wildcats160

[gfdeputy2]

I am the white liar gun buyer.  rest of my crew we have noisy Ned (the Farter) buy it all Bob & the snack master

[steve863]

My favorite is the one where the hunter stands 50 yards behind his buck posing for a picture to make those antlers look bigger.  LOL 

[Marion]

I am the snack master, the stand napper, the deer stopping mehh and occasionally the farter. But I do it all alone in my stand.

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[monkeyman2269]

I'm hardcore but I do not gargle piss but I do see how warm the poop is

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[philoshop]

I'm the quiet old guy.

Scares the hell outta the younger folks and makes it unecessary for me to think about things like this.

[Marion]

I'm hardcore but I do not gargle piss but I do see how warm the poop is

That is gross. Do you taste it too? See what it's been eating?

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[monkeyman2269]

No

[fasteddie]

My favorite is the one where the hunter stands 50 yards behind his buck posing for a picture to make those antlers look bigger.  LOL 

 

yeah , I wonder how many times that has been done ! 

[nyantler]

They forgot the truck door slammer... the guy that slams the vehicle door shut when your trying to be quite entering the woods. I know a bunch of those guys.

[Gencountyzeek]

How about the "tree stand sleeper" my brother in law is natorious for dozing off and then getting caught when deer show up. I'm the guy that likes to b in his stand 1hr before it starts to get lite out...maybe that's why he ends up fallin asleep, we wake up too early so i can get in there.

[wdswtr]

This video has gone viral in past couple days.  I still laugh my head off every time I watch it though.  I think we all can relate to one of these stereotypes at some point in our lifetime.

[Elmo]

blind napper, tree stand sleeper, heck...tree stump or hard rock snoozer too.  I'm guilty of them all.  They also forgot the "whip out cell phone and check up on huntingny.com via TappaTalk or Sunday football" guy.

[PeltHunter]

I am the white liar gun buyer.  rest of my crew we have noisy Ned (the Farter) buy it all Bob & the snack master

My dad is too. Thats how i got a Savage 116 Safari Express .300 Win Mag when I was 6 months old. He bought it my mom freaked out and he said it was for me when I was old enough to hunt. He thought it wasn't a bad deal when he got it for 500 bucks at a going out of business sale. Now that the 300s are going for $1200 on gun broker he's telling me he's changed his mind.

[Jaeger]

I'm the equipment collector, always thinking more new stuff will make me a better hunter.

 

Then reality hits, and I wind up going out pared down to the essentials, an Aagaard & Benoit devotee if you will.

[GreeneHunter]

I'm not sure which one I am but I've met them all over the years !   LOL

[gfdeputy2]

My dad is too. Thats how i got a Savage 116 Safari Express .300 Win Mag when I was 6 months old. He bought it my mom freaked out and he said it was for me when I was old enough to hunt. He thought it wasn't a bad deal when he got it for 500 bucks at a going out of business sale. Now that the 300s are going for $1200 on gun broker he's telling me he's changed his mind.

yup

I started bow hunting back in 1993 started with a $120 compete setup Martin black panther

have gone through SEVERAL bows since then now I have around $1200-$1500 in my Mathews ZXT

& my wife thinks I am still shooting the Martin

[gfdeputy2]

My dad is too. Thats how i got a Savage 116 Safari Express .300 Win Mag when I was 6 months old. He bought it my mom freaked out and he said it was for me when I was old enough to hunt. He thought it wasn't a bad deal when he got it for 500 bucks at a going out of business sale. Now that the 300s are going for $1200 on gun broker he's telling me he's changed his mind.

yup

I started bow hunting back in 1993 started with a $120 compete setup Martin black panther

have gone through SEVERAL bows since then now I have around $1200-$1500 in my Mathews ZXT

& my wife thinks I am still shooting the Martin

[grampy]

Yeah I'll admit to being the fart guy on occasion. But it's ok, I stay warmer on cold days, and I swear I've farted a couple bucks in! And I have perfected it to the point that my a$$ sounds better than my grunt call! I can make all the calls too! Big buck, small buck, doe and fawn bleats, tending grunts. Currently working on the snort wheeze!

[Five Seasons]

 They also forgot the "whip out cell phone and check up on huntingny.com via TappaTalk or Sunday football" guy.

 

yeah they definitely missed cell phone and caught taking a pee hunter.

[CFHunter]

Yeah I'll admit to being the fart guy on occasion. But it's ok, I stay warmer on cold days, and I swear I've farted a couple bucks in! And I have perfected it to the point that my a$$ sounds better than my grunt call! I can make all the calls too! Big buck, small buck, doe and fawn bleats, tending grunts. Currently working on the snort wheeze!

     

[phade]

I have a love hate thing with blind hunting. Limited views tend to make me want to nap. On a wet dreary day, not much beat being in a blind and dry, however, where I can eat all my packed snacks, lol.

[ants]

I hunt with a guy who is a bunch of those characters rolled into one. He brings enough food, on morning hunts, to feed 5 people, he rubs dirt broken pine twigs, apples etc… all over himself he falls asleep on a regular basis and while we walk to our stands I have to constantly tell him to shut the hell up!! 

[DirtTime]

Rage hunter and fart guy.