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Took a pic and put it on Instagram .... Hey doing L and R's are hard !

My wife walks in room," how old are you? " 54. " How old do you think you are?" ,well I guess I feel as good a s most in their 30's do. " so you don't think your like 12." Um no.

The why the F@$& would you do that!!??

Guess she was not happy about it.

Told her if they did it on Duck Dynasty she'd be laughing about it.

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LOL! I was cooking out last winter, and had to pee. It was dark so I did what any guy would do, right there in the snow (but away from the grill) Some how the wife noticed the yellow snow and was appalled!! I don't get it.. I guess I was supposed to go inside, take off my snowy boots, walk down the hall to the John, walk back, put my boots back on and go back out…….REALLY?  I guess it's me...

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LOL! I was cooking out last winter, and had to pee. It was dark so I did what any guy would do, right there in the snow (but away from the grill) Some how the wife noticed the yellow snow and was appalled!! I don't get it.. I guess I was supposed to go inside, take off my snowy boots, walk down the hall to the John, walk back, put my boots back on and go back out…….REALLY?  I guess it's me...

It's not just you, Ants... It's your BIRTHRIGHT...

I am MALE...The WORLD is my urinal....

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God was just about done creating the universe , but He had 2 extra things left in His bag of creations , so He decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to pee while standing up. " It's a very handy thing " , God told the couple , whom he found under an apple tree.

" I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability ", God asked.

Adam jumped up and blurted , " Oh, give it to me ! I'd love to , please oh , please oh , let me have the ability , It'd be so great ! When I'm working in the garden , I could just stand there and let it fly . It'd be so cool , I could write my name in the snow . Oh please God let it be me who you give that gift to , please God let me be able to stand and pee in the snow.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it that badly ,  he should have it .

It seemed to be the thing that would make him happy and really wouldn't mind if Adam was giving this ability.

And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while standing in a vertical position.

Adam was so happy that he celebrated by peeing his name in the snow while laughing with delight.

" Fine " God said , while looking into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here ? Oh yes.......multiple orgasms .

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 Gentleman = a guy that gets out of the shower to pi$$ in the toilet then gets back in the shower!

   My neighbor would whip it out wherever he was standing anytime of day or night & go,& didn't care who was there. He had his whole yard & every tree marked as his territory !

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