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I remember my grandmother speaking of my uncle  "that boy would screw a rock pile if he thought there was a snake in it "

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He  who is quick to judge others  as stupid is often the stupidest of all.

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5 hours ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Gramps used to say"  if you can't touch the back, bang the heck out of the sides"

I never hit bottom yet.....

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4 minutes ago, coonhunter said:

He's as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

OR  as nervous as a whore in church....OR as nervous as a porcupine in mating season.....Hehehe....

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My Dad used to say Shit and 2 make's 8. I'm guessing that was the math he learned but not sure.

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If wishes were fishes and cattle were kings, the world would be full of wonderful things.

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Here is a couple my grandfather used to say......

The tractor broke. But I "monkey'ed" with it for two hours, and got it working.  (he was always "monkeying" with something)

 Good thing there's a lot of "smart" people around these days. Makes a "dumbass" like me, look pretty good sometimes!  (he was sure right about that)

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It's better to have a gun and not need it, then to need one and not have it.

You can substitute gun with a lot of things and the saying still works. Side chick, condom, etc, etc... 

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