Old Saying's

[Eric J]

"Everybody wants to be a Gangster until they have to Do Gangster Things..."

[turkeyfeathers]

Gramps used to say"  if you can't touch the back, bang the heck out of the sides"

[Nytracker]

I remember my grandmother speaking of my uncle  "that boy would screw a rock pile if he thought there was a snake in it "

[Hunter007]

He  who is quick to judge others  as stupid is often the stupidest of all.

Edited March 5, 2019 by Storm914

[Pygmy]

5 hours ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Gramps used to say"  if you can't touch the back, bang the heck out of the sides"

I never hit bottom yet.....

[coonhunter]

He's as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

[Dom]

I'll fix your Wagon!

[Pygmy]

4 minutes ago, coonhunter said:

He's as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

OR  as nervous as a whore in church....OR as nervous as a porcupine in mating season.....Hehehe....

[Hunter007]

Revenge is a dish best served cold .

[Dom]

My Dad used to say Shit and 2 make's 8. I'm guessing that was the math he learned but not sure.

[goosifer]

If wishes were fishes and cattle were kings, the world would be full of wonderful things.

Edited March 5, 2019 by goosifer

[Hunter007]

respect is a two way street

[JJBat150]

There's no death worse then being talked to death.

 

[grampy]

Here is a couple my grandfather used to say......

The tractor broke. But I "monkey'ed" with it for two hours, and got it working.  (he was always "monkeying" with something)

 Good thing there's a lot of "smart" people around these days. Makes a "dumbass" like me, look pretty good sometimes!  (he was sure right about that)

[helmut in the bush]

There's a fine line between big balls and no brains

[airedale]

The older I get the more I know how little I knew when I was young and knew it all. 

Al

[Steuben Jerry]

It's better to have a gun and not need it, then to need one and not have it.

You can substitute gun with a lot of things and the saying still works. Side chick, condom, etc, etc... 

[GreeneHunter]

She's had more Pricks sticking in her than a Porcupine !

[Rattler]

Even a fish wouldn’t get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

[Rattler]

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything.

[Rattler]

I'll start to worry about America's standing in the world when people from all corners of the earth cease to want to come here.

[tda]

All hat and no cattle!

[Arcade Hunter]

Don't' take any wooden nickels...

[turkeyfeathers]

You only need to run faster than the slowest person in your group while getting chased by a bear 

[RyanT]

He's "a few sandwiches short of a picnic"