If I was Granted Three Wishes......

[Lawdwaz]

If a Genie granted me three wishes, the first wish (and that's the only one I'll divulge here) would be to ban greeting cards with glitter .  Heck, ANYTHING with sparkles/glitter etc would be banned........

I hate the crap!

OK, rant over.

[Otto]

Strippers too?

[sodfather]

14 minutes ago, Lawdwaz said:

If a Genie granted me three wishes, the first wish (and that's the only one I'll divulge here) would be to ban greeting cards with glitter .  Heck, ANYTHING with sparkles/glitter etc would be banned........

I hate the crap!

OK, rant over.

You’d waste 1 of 3 wishes on that?

[Lawdwaz]

Hate them.......they wreak havoc with contact lens.

Edited September 18, 2020 by Lawdwaz

[Zag]

33 minutes ago, Otto said:

Strippers too?

Glitter and strippers sounds fun!!

[Lawdwaz]

Too much evidence 

[corydd7]

I would wish for endless strippers with glitter. Is that wrong? My wife loves the smell and glitter after I come home.

[Robhuntandfish]

8 hours ago, Lawdwaz said:

If a Genie granted me three wishes, the first wish (and that's the only one I'll divulge here) would be to ban greeting cards with glitter .  Heck, ANYTHING with sparkles/glitter etc would be banned........

I hate the crap!

OK, rant over.

 

7 hours ago, sodfather said:

You’d waste 1 of 3 wishes on that?

This is a man that has it made.  lol.   His biggest wish is to get rid of glitter. lol.   Your living well my friend, dont change a thing!

[Lawdwaz]

19 minutes ago, Robhuntandfish said:

 

This is a man that has it made.  lol.   His biggest wish is to get rid of glitter. lol.   Your living well my friend, dont change a thing!

Ok, now I’ll tell you my 2nd wish.......I’d wish for a boat like yours.  

 

 

[Robhuntandfish]

9 minutes ago, Lawdwaz said:

Ok, now I’ll tell you my 2nd wish.......I’d wish for a boat like yours.  

 

 

Ive seen your boat and you are set!  That is a fish catching machine.  Next time i see it i am glitter bombing it now. lol

[Daveboone]

First wish....more time to use the boat and clean glitter off strippers....I will join Lawdwas' campaign.

[Gencountyzeek]

First wish will always be unlimited wishes...

[ny hunter]

9 hours ago, Lawdwaz said:

If a Genie granted me three wishes, the first wish (and that's the only one I'll divulge here) would be to ban greeting cards with glitter .  Heck, ANYTHING with sparkles/glitter etc would be banned........

I hate the crap!

OK, rant over.

I could not agree more...... I banned anything with glitter on in the house... Cards cloths toys anything!!!!

[grampy]

First thing I'd wish for would be..... to be half the deer hunter Lawdwaz is!!!  Screw the dang glitter!!!

[Lawdwaz]

1 minute ago, grampy said:

First thing I'd wish for would be..... to be half the deer hunter Lawdwaz is!!!  Screw the dang glitter!!!

Lol

[Steuben Jerry]

1. Endless income

2. That my wife and I live in perfect health forever, frozen in age at our 25 year old selves.

3. Three more wishes.

[Robhuntandfish]

hes fibbing - this is him after shooting each of his two yearly bucks!  

[Steve D]

A black guy I know was only granted two wishes because he was black .

He thought for a while and finally said he wished he was white and between a girls legs.

He got turned into a sanitary napkin.

Be careful  what you wish for

[Nomad]

I was out riding my horse when I came upon an old bottle, which a genie came out of and granted me 3 wishes . My first wish, was for my saddlebags to be full of gold, bam, they were full. 
 

My second wish was to be tall and,lean, bam I was tall and lean.

For my third wish, I asked to be hung like my horse .Damn  I forgot I was riding Lu lu Bell !

[crappyice]

1. Office hours like WNY
2. While Having pizza and bagel like SE
3. Playing wingman for Pygmy in his prime (minus the glitter!)


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[BizCT]

1. Lawd adopts me
2. Lawd lets me hunt his honeyhole
3. Lawd tucks me in each night at bedtime


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[squirrelwhisperer]

1. Mind control - being able to make anyone do whatever I want, whenever I want. 

2. Limitless wealth - does this really need an explanation?

3. The ability to fly like Superman - traffic sucks. 

[Robhuntandfish]

1- To know what I know now and go back to age 15

2 - be the person to invent the trail cam

3 - go out for a night on the town with Ron White once a week but end that same night with Shania Twain. 

[Robhuntandfish]

2 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

1. Lawd adopts me
2. Lawd lets me hunt his honeyhole
3. Lawd tucks me in each night at bedtime


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I believe this is still possible

[Marion]

1- To know what I know now and go back to age 15
2 - be the person to invent the trail cam
3 - go out for a night on the town with Ron White once a week but end that same night with Shania Twain. 

Current aged Shania Twain or twenty something Shania?

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