Old Saying's

[helmut in the bush]

It's better to keep you mouth shut, or keyboard, and let everyone think you're well, you know, than opening it and proving it.

[crappyice]

If “If and Buts” were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas!”

Along the same line as...

If the queen had balls, she’d be the king!




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[Engraver99]

if "IF was a horse we would all have a ride

[Dom]

Before you shoot your mouth off make sure your brains are loaded.

[Pygmy]

If the dog hadn't stopped to s**t , he would have caught the rabbit....

[turkeyfeathers]

What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about 

[Pygmy]

I'm just hornier than a bucket full of bullheads...

[steve863]

Don't look at the HOLE in the donut, look at the WHOLE donut.

 

 

 

[grampy]

If you only "think" you know about something. You probably "don't".

[The_Real_TCIII]

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys

[Paula]

23 minutes ago, Pygmy said:

If the dog hadn't stopped to s**t , he would have caught the rabbit....

My older dog shits on the run! Truth

[Pygmy]

3 minutes ago, Paula said:

My older dog shits on the run! Truth

He must be a "Pooper Powered Pooch"....!!….Hehehe....

[SmokeinTN]

Talking out your azz because your head knows better. OR

I told you I was sick. OR 

If a mans sick he is not well  OK  enough!!!

[Nomad]

1 hour ago, turkeyfeathers said:

What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about 

I was addicted to the hokey pokey , but I turned myself around .

Edited March 4, 2019 by Stay at home Nomad

[fasteddie]

1 hour ago, Stay at home Nomad said:

I was addicted to the hockey pokey , but I turned myself around .

The Hockey pokey ??????   

[fasteddie]

Eat what's on your plate or go without ! 

[Nomad]

1 minute ago, fasteddie said:

The Hockey pokey ??????   

I’m a victim of the Kindle .

[airedale]

My Dad was king of the one liners most were X rated LOL!

Going over a cliff it is not the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end. 

Edited March 4, 2019 by airedale

[moog5050]

1 hour ago, Paula said:

My older dog shits on the run! Truth

Tried that maneuver a few times.  Never really worked well.

[Nytracker]

Not smart enough to  pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom.

[Robhuntandfish]

Lou Crossway - when offered water at a restaurant ---  "im thirsty not dirty, how bout a beer" 

[jjb4900]

10 minutes ago, moog5050 said:

Tried that maneuver a few times.  Never really worked well.

you need to take your pants off first.

[turkeyfeathers]

5 minutes ago, Nytracker said:

Not smart enough to  pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom.

LMAO

[moog5050]

5 minutes ago, jjb4900 said:

you need to take your pants off first.

Not easy running AND taking your pants off!

[LET EM GROW]

" A little something's, better than a lot of nothing..."